Tessie✨

I need a nap.

[Tessie✨ @TessieDM]

Me hearing kidzbop as a kid: This is lame.

Me hearing kidzbop as a mom:

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A conversation that happened in my house a few minutes ago:
*Anastacia stands up from her potty*
Me: "Wow! That was a big poop!"
Erminio (from his room): "Can I see?"
Anastacia: "Of course you can!"
Like it was some kind of art piece 😂���🏻‍♀️

[Tessie✨ @TessieDM]

I'm OVER 2022.

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So, sometimes it's hard for me to get up in the morning since I work overnights, and yesterday was one of those days. Anastacia was asking me if she could get a carrot, so, of course, I said yes. She came back with a donut. 😂

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My cat can sense I'm not feeling good today 🥺

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@jaclyndiane_ Because it's oofta
Ain't no udder wai

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@jerry49166523 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Erminio just swore for the first time 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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@dessybeats He just looked at me wide eyed and said "okay"
I think he could tell it wasn't okay to say by my tone even though I laughed lol he was repeating something I was watching so it wasn't something he heard other kids saying

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@dessybeats I simultaneously laughed because it was so unexpected and told him to never say it again lmao 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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Ugh I hate myself 😣

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Took NyQuil, slept past my alarm, Erminio was late to school for the first time....ayyyyy go me. 👏

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@the_seshpodcast Planet Sleep content lol

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Who let my baby grow up? 😭 I just filled out a school picture form, was looking at the scholastic book catalog that's due this week, and this week is also homecoming week, so I'm figuring out dress up day outfits 🥴🙃😭❤

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My niece sent a video of my mother in law trying to ride a bike, and she's just laughing the whole time because she keeps pedalling backwards instead of forward, and it's the cutest thing 🤣🤣😍

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@jaclyndiane_ Then I guess I am the definition of ADHD

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Y'all I'm the best at procrastinating..😬

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@dessybeats @Homerkid54 @dmartee 😂🥰🥰

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@dessybeats @Homerkid54 @dmartee El carro vroom vroom