Tess Barker

Comic. TV Writer. Journo.
The Guardian, Vice, Vox, MTV. Host @popmysterypod. Co-host @lady2ladycomedy and @BritneysGram #FreedBritney

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

It's almost here! So excited to announce that my stand up album "Live From My Birthday Week" from is avail for pre-sale NOW! Dropping 10/4. Pre-order your copy here! https://t.co/08jYdlY5X5

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

At the end of every season of RHOSLC I say to myself “Well that was fun, but there’s no way this bat shittery can ever be topped.” Every season, I am wrong.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Fuck financial inequity everywhere except my baseball team ☺️💙

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

BREAKING: Roki Sasaki announced he's signing with the Dodgers

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

I dunno, maybe we shouldn’t allow essential things like air, water & communication systems to be owned & controlled by a handful of comic book villain-level assholes who are bitter they need money to access women

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Well I will say the global warming catastrophe was a brief distraction from the impending dictatorship.

[Clean Air LA @CleanAirLA]

Mask & you shall receive.

Free masks at @amoebamusic today until 5pm.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

lol I can't believe how easy my life was in 2019.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

At the very least ima finally learn karate

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

So anyway, this is why I was telling people to check out what’s been going on in Venezuela.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Donald Trump did absolutely none of the things people are saying Kamala needed to do to win.

None.

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

Just a reminder that we would not be in this position if the Supreme Court had followed the Constitution and enforced Donald Trump's disqualification from office for incitement of insurrection.

[Giorgia Peach @giorgiapeach]

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[Le Jazz Thot @NottBenry]

When Barbra “48hr 7min audio book” Streisand has no words left you know it’s baaaaad 😳

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The first thing MAGA will do is dismantle the apparatus necessary for anybody to mount a serious challenge against them again.
There will be an “election” in ‘28, but it will be perfunctory. We are a one-party state now.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

My childhood home is under threat of burning down which doesn’t feel like a metaphor for anything

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

For real though fuck stupid people.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

@vegspice Been thinking so much about this all day

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

@cloverbloom_ Hahahaha

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Regurgitating the same unchecked facts from the same dipshit podcast that every other loser dipshit listens to isn’t the free-thinking flex you think it is.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

It’s only like people from literally every sector of remotely rational thought issued dire warnings