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[Kestin @keskanana]

Nimekam kurealize better days hua Fridays and Saturdays

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Power of the tongue watching you cry over a denied Visa, when ni wewe ndio ulikuwa busy harmonizing with Bien in 2015, saying that you wanna Live and die in Africa

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Kama ni sisi malastborns tunakapitia hivi si firstborns wako karibu kuchizi

[munir @bigpochu]

Saa hii Niko top 5 broke youths mamae. Itaisha tu lakini wah

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

first rule of using microsoft excel, "Never publicly say you are good at it, there are levels"

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

I refuse to believe that Safaricom and Airtel making access to the internet unnecessarily expensive is just a coincidence.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Saa hizi hakuna kubuy bundles coz eei? Wacha niangalie mandhari mpaka nifike kejani kwa WiFi

[WE CHU LI @AyomaDinah]

Sickle Cell Anemia should be declared a disaster in western Kenya especially Bungoma.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Hii power of tongue haiskiangi mtu akisema anataka Mercedes Benz S-Class

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Somebody who died in 2003 would still recognize 90% of the current leadership if they resurrected.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Grown ass adults Can't hold a conversation in their own mother tongue, but suddenly they're on a 200-day Duolingo streak learning German.Misplaced Priorities.

[7rq @gloccnim]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[Temilayo @Temi__layo]

That moment in between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder wtf you’re doing with your life

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yes, the government is useless, but those of you throwing plastics and trash out of your car windows are part of the problem too

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

A day like this 2 years ago Kimuzi was commanding Millions of Kenyans, ata watu wa Facebook walikuwa wanasema Kimuzi amesema twende.

[Pipita @mcpipita]

Hiyo Polygamist yenu ingoje World cup iishe. Hatuna time saa hii

[w @waruiwon]

nikiendelea kuamka sahii nitawaijipaka sunscreen kweli

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

How tf are all the book authors "New York Times No.1 Bestseller" ?????