Teuton

"Take him to the shop"

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

The Anti-Sex League has Confiscated My Home

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

@MSW4ever12 @WithinSyr

[タンタンパパ @tintinpapa1]

猫のイビキは予想以上に大きい😳

（サウンドオン推奨）

[IGI ?🇵🇱? ¿🇮🇩¿ ‽🇬🇱‽ @Igi_POLCOM]

This reads like tweet from Gotham city

[karatepie @Karatepiee]

shout out to the genuinely harrowing michael jackson video with only like 12 views that i found when i was 7 on youtube that was made right after he died and for the life of me couldn't find until recently

[Cats for Happiness. @JoyfullCat]

Meowww…

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

Not all heroes wear capes...

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

ISTANBUL HONORS LEGENDARY STRAY CAT TOMBILI WITH BRONZE STATUE

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

🚨 A bunny in China allegedly snuck into the grape-fermenting pit and got very drunk

[🎄DEΛRG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dearg_Gosling]

Classic

[🌙Alice🇻🇳 (DM me the word ‘Deer’) @Bega092205]

Whenever China does something I like it’s Maoist and whenever China does something I dislike it’s Dengist

Song Dynasty? Maoist
Ming Dynasty? Maoist
Yuan Dynasty? Dengist
Qing Dynasty? Dengist

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

Pee on someones blanket at night and blame it on their dog and nobody will question it, if it worked for me it'll work for you

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

Nature is healing

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

@chekaterror ...And we have discovered solution to

a most perplexing quandary...

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

@chekaterror I MADE THAT YOU APE!!!! #landback

[Teuton @Teuton1999]

Probably the best vacation spot I ever took in my life, still feels like yesterday...

[Criminal Penguin @Crime_Penguin]

If they ever do a period piece Bond film (set in the 50s like the books), the Hong Kong underworld would be the perfect setting. A smuggling haven crawling with Russian, Chinese, and American agents waging the Cold War in the last jewel of a dying British Empire.

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful