Tevin Armes

Walk with god and run with the devil!

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

Drank beer at the rooftop bar with a principal, and her co workers called me out saying I was 19 for sure hahahah! What smart bitches

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

"Brazilian wax I don't play in the bushes"

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

Big dick in your ass is bad for your health.. "Check yo self before you wreck yoself"

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

We officially have the dirtiest mouthed laborer's on this job site here in Austin!!! #southernhospitalities #paperchase

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

@Jordan_hent The story I done heard said something about a back room, but not shit about no pretzel eating..! 😂

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

"I was born country, and this country is what I love"

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

@Jordan_hent P.. lol I shaved it anyways fool! Get off me

[MLB Communications @MLB_PR]

Madison Bumgarner of the @SFGiants graces this month's cover of @SIKids:

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

@chaseKcarter That's awesome if she's hot haha

[Zac Walker @Walker_Zac]

Just waitin on my moment

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

This may sound messed up, but I watch Intervention strictly for a good laugh and that's it!!! Addicts are funny characters..

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

@Jordan_hent Everyone already knows I'm sick in the head without naming towns!!! It's just odd considering the Amish are so religious!

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

Whoever named the towns in Pennsylvania Amish country had to be a sick mother fucker.. Blue ball, Intercourse, etc.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The truth about the media. Merica.

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

"Tevin hit tha blunt roll down the road with me.."

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

There's a fountain of youth/beauty down here somewhere in Alexander county! Damn their just fine specimens down here bi God!!! #cometodaddy

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

I'm the type of guy who puts his right boot on first every time, and if I don't I feel like something's gonna go wrong that day!

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

If I had a gf that received as many compliments as my dog does for being beautiful.. I'll tell ya what I'd have one sexy bitch!!!

[Tevin Armes @TevinArmes]

"You can't shake hands with a fist"

[Carhartt @Carhartt]

A workhorse on and off the mound, Madison Bumgarner attacks work like a workout. #CarharttForce #OutworkThemAll
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