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@Acyn @charlendoe Unless you’re the President, of course.

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Do any of y’all ever procrastinate by doing something else you put off, until eventually you’re procrastinating on something else, by doing the thing you were trying to avoid in the first place?

I’ve basically procrastinated my way back to productivity.

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@LandisWeaver I am not yet. Very late to the party, but if I get over there, I’ll definitely look you up!

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@KeruboSk I do it because I hate being shocked to wake. The sound of alarms trilling, buzzing, beeping, or banging spikes my cortisol first thing in the morning. That’s no good. So years ago, I started waking up before my alarm went off to avoid that! Nowdays, I never even set one.

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@elonmusk People can’t afford gas and groceries, but hey, let’s just go pick out a new wardrobe! Sounds dope.

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@atrupar “If we actually told y’all what we were doing, the public wouldn’t like it very much.”

Nothing to see here…

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@Acyn Reasonable, articulable, suspicion. Donkey.

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@Acyn It’s easier to get in when someone gets paid off.

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@RadioFreeTom @MotherEarth2024 Yeah, but it’s great for propaganda and misinformation. Bright side!!

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So, here in the States, is it time to play “Is that milk being delivered by Wally World or is that an incoming biological weapon from a local Iranian terror cell?”

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@RadioFreeTom It’s a memory care facility.

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@RadioFreeTom I almost scrolled past thinking this was some new exhibit at a Wax Museum. Damn.

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@atrupar https://t.co/PvrZoT4BEx

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Or not… Hook ‘Em!

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Absolutely the turning point in this game

Unacceptable

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@yourauntemma

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Good news for OU: 17 days after surgery, Mateer is confidently throwing catchable deep balls

Bad news for OU: Texas is catching them

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@CoffinItUp https://t.co/dzLk3BCsHZ

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Some of y’all weren’t forced to “look up”words you didn’t know as a child, and it shows.

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@DanWuori @Earlychildhood What a sweet, curious, little girl! I pray her parents always remain patient and she remains equally inquisitive. If so, they’ll have one smart cookie on their hands—maybe they already do. ❤️ 🧐