JP

Texas conservative and family man. Habitual line stepper. Jokester extraordinaire. I like my coffee black, my government small, and my recoil manageable.

[JP @Texasman]

Make the most of your time with your kids ❤️ https://t.co/9TgdZ4nxs4

[JP @Texasman]

@SoveyX Another catchy song., and you put so much work into these videos. I’m becoming more and more convinced that you may be one of Elon’s creations 😉

[JP @Texasman]

@SoveyX Would be cool if my son lands a job out there after graduating from Texas A&M in May 2027. If that facility is really built, it will be a marvel to behold!

[JP @Texasman]

@SoveyX You make it easy to show up every day, Sovey. You provide us with great content and even better laughs! I hope you have a great time on your vacation, and get to forget about work and X for a little while.

[JP @Texasman]

@SoveyX Just promise me… when I die, don’t let me vote Democrat!

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Where is James Talarico?

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Rest easy.

With Jensen and Elon in charge, the future of Super Intelligence couldn't be in better hands.

[JP @Texasman]

@GreginArk Yeah it was shocking

[JP @Texasman]

@MayoMonkey @QueenAnticommie And why I am JD Vance in a bad wig 😆

[Sovey @SoveyX]

James Talarico isn’t missing.
The DNC is just making sure he “toes" the party line.

[JP @Texasman]

@s88xxm Haha! It was the first thing I thought 😂
There were so many great “Deep Thoughts” on the old SNL

[JP @Texasman]

@jin_jung1988 Mmm…. Love crème brûlée

[JP @Texasman]

@CynicalLatina Perfect timing on me seeing this post. I’m in our three-stall bathroom by myself (3rd stall) just sat down. Dude walks in and sits in the stall right next to me. Skip a F’in stall if you can, you F’in weirdo!!!

[JP @Texasman]

@SoveyX That was great! “Think of me as the Grim Reaper”.. “I have that trademarked”. 😂
Very funny video!

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Everybody's afraid of the Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reaper is afraid of Mitch.