Texas Pregamer

THE Texas Pregamer @barkingcarnival

[Texas Pregamer @TexasPregamer]

It’s been a big couple weeks for Joes who are #46. #HookEm #BidenHarris

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

We preview Texas’ matchup with LSU and talk to @CFBLou about Lane Kiffin, Blake Baker, some big transfers, and whether food in New Orleans is overrated.

https://t.co/70hNmYDWOE

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

In a world of hatred and rivalry, it’s important to find the good ones: @JayArnoldTX joins us to preview the Aggies and instantly unlocks “friend of the pod” status.

https://t.co/yhxZyjerV3

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

We discuss Director's Cup, Omaha, and yes...a final word on a QB with a career completion percentage just north of Case MCCoy who has caused quite the legal drama in West Texas.

https://t.co/QvaiOLnovd

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Everyday we see real things from the government that the writers of Veep couldn’t come up with on an Ayahuasca retreat

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

so I was thinking about how the US knew Paraguay was going to sit off in a sufferball low/mid block, and they trusted their counterpress to get back, so they sent waves of runners straight at the back line with passers picking longballs

and I realized

Poch went FOUR VERTS

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

The @TexasLonghorns and AD @_delconte have secured their 5th NACDA Learfield Directors' Cup Championship.

The award is given to the top performing athletic department. The Longhorn's top performing teams include:

🥇🏆 @TexasRowing 🚣‍♀️ @TexasSoftball 🥎@TexasMSD 🏊‍♂️

🥈 @TexasMTN 🎾

🥉 @TexasWBB 🏀 @TexasWSD 🏊‍♀️ @TexasBeachVB 🏐

5th place @TexasVolleyball 🏐 @TexasMGolf 🏌️‍♂️ @TexasWGolf 🏌️‍♀️

7th @TexasBaseball ⚾️ (ongoing)

Congrats to all the athletes and staff who have made this possible.

**Note: This assumes Stanford W Track does not win the Championship. Their max score is 30 points in the meet and no team scoring 30 or fewer points has finished higher than 5th place.**

Hook Em 🤘

Photo: @UTFootballEdits

[Houston Astros @astros]

6 RBI's in 1 inning are you joking?

#VoteYordan ⭐️ https://t.co/W06pfHQMR1

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

“Wemby is just a bully. I dont want to see any crying from him when the Knicks give him a taste of his own medicine”

Wemby after getting a taste of his own medicine:

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Dylan Harper:

"Before the game we came out and Jay Z just walked by me"

SVP: Did you say what's up?

"No"

Did you make eye contact?

"Nah. I acted like I didn't see him"

[Justin Russo @FlyByKnite]

Game 1: 1-point game with 2:00 left
Game 2: Tie game with 0:10 left
Game 3: 3-point game with 0:30 left

Fantastic series.

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

When the over eager intern tries to ask the CEO for a coffee chat on day 1 of internship season

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

Worth staying up for. Omahorns, for the 39th time.

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Ronaldinho with the ridiculous move to cook a German defender.

Excuse me. Upon further review it was *checks notes*.. Sebastian Berhalter. #USMNT

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

Tech coming back a second year because there are two Ls in “tortilla.”

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

Teagan Kavan in Oklahoma City is like Vince Young in Pasadena. Legend.

[Longhorn Republic 🎙️ @LonghornPod]

Unfortunately we may not see her get a hittable pitch the rest of the series. Enjoy this beautiful swing if it is her last of the season (unless an Atwood intentional walk situation repeats).

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

me in the locker room after the one loss: "This is a team game, I don't want to point finger--"
[Entire team looks at Truck Robinson]