Texas Timpson

T1 Diabetic with no thyroid, Occasional Judoka 🥋 Author, Dad, Husband, Artist & Tattoo collector. Not necessarily in that order. Views are my own.

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My mate loves watching Newsround and Country file on permanent loop.

Its a constant Craven.

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@Athirty4 @thewatchcc @ArtMindandTime @IRetweetArt @Royal_FamilyUK M48 referencing my age and a play on A34, and the 2022 doomsday clock setting which sits nicely with me getting your time piece (of art) before the apocalypse...

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@asda every "comfy" table in the café excepting 2 in your Cowley branch of Asda Living looks like this. Really not pleasant....time to invest

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So my website is up and running...
https://t.co/TiIuYlBskd

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Oxfordshire County Council: Remove the Low Traffic Neighborhood road closures in Oxford https://t.co/YWeT3iqjNG via @UKChange

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Remove Cowley and East Oxford LTNs - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/mcHnKeuGB4 via @UKChange

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I've just applied to Landscape Artist Of The Year!

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The number of cyclists speeding through Oxford at night, with no lights, wearing dark clothes, is astonishing. Damn fools.

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@Hermesparcels disappointed with service....claims that you attempted to deliver at 11 today, when someone was in, and ring doorbell shows no one. Explain

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So Collision Theory have released their first single today!

@colltheory17

https://t.co/m3CPSwNEx9

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Up cycling the old Reeboks with some Rick and Morty fun stuff...

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Why have I never noticed this before at the end of Winter Soldier!! What a nod! #wintersoldier #PulpFiction #samuelljackson

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@bekbok4 @greensupplieruk I've switched back to Octopus. Far less hassle and amazing customer service. I regret leaving them.

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@greensupplieruk tried to top up to get my 10% bonus and redirected to a "down for maintenance" page. Try to call, no response. Try chat and a bot answers. Your customer service sucks

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Celeste has the voice and hair of an angel.... #Hootenanny

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@johnfavreau thank you. Just thank you #TheMandalorian

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@VictoriaPlumUK how on earth am I supposed to report a damaged delivery when I can't connect to live chat, get through on phone or send you an email? I've been trying for 3 days....

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@DimplexUK loving our new Optimyst stove. Looks really realistic. Any advice on removing or covering the branding label on the front? The box doesn't show it and it's not very "wife friendly" 😁

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@DiabeticDadUK @BrownEyedMolly And all that fuss... 🙄

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Bloke refused to move out the way. I’m jogging. What a fuck wit