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Nothing more American than spending the 4th of July in Cabo 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Newland @JackBRooney]

LGBT folks when they realize computers use binary code instead of non-binary

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Cal poly has a lot of school spirit for a team that loses 74-2 every game

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@JackBRooney Woof

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Why do firework shows gotta be 20 minutes long there’s no reason they should be longer than 45 seconds

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@tentstweets Facts

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Fireworks are cool for about 7.5 seconds then I hate them

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@wetforeskin The MJO dipoles from the low pressure west front are outside my house also

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Gonna post a photo with my dad on Father’s Day even though he doesn’t have any social media and then proceed to not spend time with him the whole day

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@wetforeskin Fuck you got me

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If you don’t have sometime funny to tweet don’t tweet it at all

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@wakeupswag23 That’s what the drafts are for

[Brady Mullins @BradyMullins18]

Remember a little is better than nothing at all. Get out and get active today! #exercise #health

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Who’s paying for newspaper ads? No one reads that shit

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Reading posts on Nextdoor makes me want to kill myself

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@narcolepsybitch Mikkelsen*

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@wakeupswag23 Nope Taurus

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Hot tip: the best gift you can give to your mom on Mother’s Day is an Instagram story that she won’t ever see!

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