Texts To My Boss

I hate my boss. I really hate my boss. He used to bully me all the time until I started sending him these 'accidental' text messages.

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After the revolution, we will escort the managers from the building the way they escort our fired comrades.

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We need a revolution to destroy the capitalist system, otherwise we will spend the rest of our lives as broken wage-slaves.

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The capitalists shit on our lives so they can afford more luxuries. Where is the fucking logic in that?

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Your boss is your enemy. There is no evading this simple yet revolutionary fact.

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Why did the frustrated worker slap his boss in the face? 'Why didn't the frustrated worker slap his boss in the face?'

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What do you call a worker who hates their corporate boss's guts? 'A stand up human being'.

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Wake up my friend. Do not allow your boss to turn you into a fearful and obedient creature.

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Until you're ready to admit that the capitalist pigs are shitting on your life you won't be ready for revolution.

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He needs his golf and his luxuries to compensate for the fact that he's a misanthropic piece of shit.

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Agitating through consciousness-raising is positive and has long term effects.

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I will not make the fucking filthy capitalist a penny in profits.

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There's nothing smart about sitting silently while the corrupt corporate class loots the planet. They will starve you soon.

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I am not lazy. I simply hate a system that uses fear-of-hunger to bully me into giving up my labor.

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Do you think he would be able to psychology survive if he didn't have a staff to boss around all day?

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The revolution is coming. I am telling you, it's as clear as daylight. It's coming like a high speed wrecking ball.

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What will happen to all the corporate bosses after the revolution. 'They'll be fired and escorted out of the building'.

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Today they rounded up 14 workers, fired them, and escorted them out of the building. This is a concentration camp.

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Do you know what the revolution is? It's the wage-slaves rebelling, it is the exploited rising.

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Fuck the upper class. Fuck the privileged elites. Fuck the corporate henchmen. Fuck all aspects of capitalist society.

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I am not lazy. I simply refuse to make profits for my enemy class.