Texxas Jam

Jam of #txlege Texas Politics, humor, TX news & music. Not Blue. Not Red. Just Texan.

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@atrupar @PitLifeCoachP @LBCityCollege Those Long Beach Peabodys aren't like the other Peabodys.

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@patriottakes i like how everybody pretending that was a parade

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@Michell71078349 @SelfForCongress Bro's dumbass name is a little too on the nose... Selfish dumb cunts like him gonna Self.

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@HawleyMO Someone needs to count J.D. Hawley's chromosomes.

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@JoJoFromJerz Some cunts are just naturally dumb.

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@DonLew87 Billionaires in names only

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Which J.D. is the assiest ass hat in Congress?

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Dear @FEC, Leon is a low-IQ individual & doesn't know how to run basic-ass websites or any other company but this is election influence, enriching a profile for a former presidential candidate & current spokesperson for another campaign: @RobertKennedyJr

https://t.co/AaSUD1rp3b

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@UROCKlive1 @CNN CNN et. al. turning their whole profession into a Dre banger:
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks
Lick on deez nutz & suck the dick Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run"

Guess those banner ads aren't going to sell themselves.

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@atrupar They turning their whole profession into a Dre song...
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks
Lick on deez nutz & suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run"

Guess those banner ads aren't going to sell themselves.

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@PrincessBravato Hope his bro isn't still trying to get Rudy's old job in #NYC 'cause Mario, Andrew or whichever Cuomo this one is just effed it up for all Cuomos.

He asks if we're ready to write off half the country as racists. Yes, UC (UnknownCuomo), correct & true. Psst, you're in that group!

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@BadBradRSR @TulsiGabbard Wild, Tulsi thinks she fits in with these people.

JD Vance obvs is cool with his Hindu gods but that Tulsi girl is down with the Krishna.

JD Jordon & JD Hawley can't accept that, no matter how many loads they shoot into Tulsi's chubby cheeks at their GOP Congress Sex Orgies.

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@KamalaHQ Diapers has too much brain damage to understand what's going on but he knows Uday Trump & Qusay Trump are going to bury him at one of his rundown rec centers like he did to their Mom & that scares the shit out of him so he's going hard on that diaper budget right now.

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@PonderingPrinc @patriottakes @RepStefanik Only thing Stanky Stefanik likes better than grooming kids, is her side hustle as Donald J. Trump's #DiaperValet

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Who else feels this way?! ✋🏽

[Cooper @justcuuper]

Go ahead, MAGA. Spin it. Why are 23 Nobel Prize winning Economists wrong and you’re right?

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@58bugeye Should feel sorry for Donald J. Trump's #DiaperValet who has to wear a hazmat suit just to change the Sick Fuck's diaper.

Old man is clearly on his last leg & child porn enthusiast Speaker Mike is hoping their Gerald Ford plan works out.

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@ProjectLincoln Turning Point grooming events are getting really weird.

First glance looked like everybody was praying so Donald J. Trump could take a dump, but he's got his Huggies.

Being Trump & Turning Point, it's obvs they're asking Satan for a bountiful harvest of children to exploit.

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@loisbeckett @drpatrick @latimes @guardian Dr. Pat is bros with Leon?

Weird when actual billionaires hang out with dudes that can't even afford to buy a basic ass website. Hopefully they haven't been to Epstein's together.

If Dr. Pat gets any business advice from Leon, like the cars, rockets,etc. LA Times will explode

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@JackPosobiec Jack P.O.S. taking his kids to Disney same day he's out here whining about Disney on Twitter/X/MDMA/Molly. Snowflakes gonst to flake.

Jack obvs confusing Trumpy's one-act play, "The Attempt: Bullshit in Butler" with something real.

Diapers looked more believable at Mickey D's.