Jess Falk

I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

Can we normalize not having interesting interests? What do I like to do outside of work? Idk eat chicken nuggets and scroll Hulu and Netflix for a show to watch until I no longer feel like watching a show.

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

Holy shit

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

I love how speaking spanish pisses MAGA off. It shows such a low intelligence… like yeah you’re jealous…
I can speak two different languages.

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

jason kelce is kinda the most interesting human to exist… like he gives the vibes that he might’ve been present at january 6th but left and on his way home he stopped at starbucks and got behind the counter to help out the blue haired barista who was overwhelmed that day

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

The Traitors is so unserious because what do you mean a Real Housewife of New Jersey, Zac Efron’s brother, Prince Harry’s distant relative, and a former Bachelor contestant who is a hilarious lesbian just won a game of simulated murder #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

It’s gotta sting a little more for Mahomes that Jalen Hurts is so handsome and he simply is not.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mahomes really has to head to the locker room and put this suit back on after this

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

No body loves Pink Pony Club more than straight men.

[jamie 🐾 @jordynsleftbrow]

hi this is the most important picture from these olympic games 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇺🇸

[Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews]

Obsessed with the fact that, because Rebeca Andrade doesn’t speak English and Simone Biles doesn’t speak Portuguese, the vast majority of their interactions consists of giggling, enthusiastic nodding and variations of this:

[Gymnastics Now @Gymnastics_Now]

Simone and Jordan bowed to Rebeca as she was named the Olympic champion on floor 🥹

#Paris2024 | #ArtisticGymnastics

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

Binge watching has ruined tv and people can’t handle a season ending on a cliffhanger anymore

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

So now what do we do for the next two years… #HOTD

[🗡️ @VISVNYA]

MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK AND HE’S COOLER THAN EVER

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

Thinking about how the bow in my hair made the metal detector in the airport go off and if that’s not the most girlhood thing ever I don’t know what is

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

The hotel we’re staying at in Paris has been playing solely Taylor and Olivia. I love France.

[KeemoHanzi @keemoHanzi]

Can’t wait for this in House of the Dragon

[alex 🌈🌙 🪐🐿️🍅🍜 @albatrosslor]

kamala comes out to the podium and announces she’s chosen her vp.

the lights dim. a screen rises up behind her.

a clock appears. when it hits zero, you hear “it’s been a long time coming…”

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

prayer circle!!!!!!

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[Jess Falk @TFalkWND]

Ok but has anyone else noticed that there’s an unusually high number of groundhogs in south Philly recently.