Some Call Me...Tom

# wars, open-mindedness, people whose names aren't misspelled. For every 100 clever people I follow, I mix in 3 morons. So...

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

@MysterySolvent 8-minute Labs

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

What is this called?
https://t.co/OPXj7f7R3s

[Eagle Valley GC 🦅 @EagleValleyGC]

⛳️WEEK OF FREE GOLF CONTEST🏌🏻‍♂️

The best #golf giveaway in the #TwinCities is here again!

Want a chance to win a WEEK OF FREE GOLF in June!? Of course you do!

RT & follow to be entered into the drawing.

1 lucky winner announced on 6/1.

#EagleValley🦅 #EVFreeWeek🦅

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

NOW IT’S FEELING ELITE
#GoJays x #MarchMadness

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

@KASarver tweet gets the bright lights from TBS and Ernie! #creightonbb #BlueJays #Elite8

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

State of Hockey https://t.co/h82mgZS6nJ

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Enjoy 🌸 x 🥊

#mnwild

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

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Merry Christmas

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[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

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[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

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[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

#IReallyCouldHaveSworn
It was Berenstein Bears

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

#IReallyCouldHaveSworn
That it would be so beautiful,
That it would be so right.
That you would be my lover
Every day of my life

[Jaguarjin @jaguarjin]

#IReallyCouldHaveSworn at you in the vernacular…but instead…I quoted Shakespeare…
“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”

[Karmin @beingkarmin]

#IReallyCouldHaveSworn I saw a putty cat.

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

#ReallyCouldHavesWorn
Me out.
I’m so over all the past tense modals.

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

#InTheJungleTheMightyJungle
Welcome to it

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Oh, for f*ck sake, Lindsey Graham - everybody knows. Get a spine. How bad can the photos be?

[Some Call Me...Tom @TFAscher]

@MysterySolvent whose birth-control fail made Barron

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

What are Trump and Melania arguing about?

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

As the Supreme Court decision overturning Roe disappeared from the headlines, Rs started believing that the issue had faded.

Women don’t forget losing a fundamental freedom.

Buckle up Rs, this issue isn’t going anywhere.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Perez flips Washington’s 3rd District House seat.

2% chance. 100% winner.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Hello? I’d like to report a murder.

[Stephanie Ruhle @SRuhle]

The argument that maybe people didnt care THAT much abt the economy and that is why dems outperformed is FLAWED.
Caring about the economy does NOT mean an automatic republican vote.