Teleporting Fat Guy

Just your average fat guy with a teleporting power glove. Catch my cartoon every Friday on @ShutUpCartoons!

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I don't think I'm ever gonna get used to the way my tummy feels after I teleport.

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After beating Bart Reynolds, Robbie helped out with a few last minute changes in the Constitution. The sly d http://t.co/WXVXDXkC

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I'm gonna have a talk with these "Mayans" and see what this "doomsday prophecy" is all about.

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At the North Pole! He's headed straight for the candy factory, no doubt. #teleportingfatguy #shutupcartoons http://t.co/LpEIb4fC

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I've definitely learned on thing from time traveling to the past: The stars were a heck of a lot brighter before electricity showed up.

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Checking up on future Robbie at his retirement home in The Shire. #smosh #shutupcartoons #teleportingfatguy http://t.co/IWJ77Ap8

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Cannibals get a bad rap. They really seem to like me! Oh. Wait...

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So what should I ask Albert Einstein? Dad insisted we invade his patent office..

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Holy crap Napoleon WAS SHORT AS HECK. Like, Oliver status.

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Where should I teleport to next? All of history is my playground, man!

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I'm getting really good at narrowly avoiding large reptiles

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You know who totally inspires me? Ms. Frizzle from Magic School Bus. That lady teleported freakin everywhere

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Never seen Robbie prance before. Wouldn't you prance too if you just beat #ChuckNorris? #shutupcartoons #tel http://t.co/NEt17BIB

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Chuck Norris is goin DOWNNNN. Watch my new episode! http://t.co/T2rkMqNp

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Pretending you're a pirate definitely involves wearing a fake mustache. Which I refuse to do. That's why we're a bit, uh, tied up right now.

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We tried to save #Lincoln so he could kill off the Cullens before #Twilight happened. Oh well... #shutupcart http://t.co/cYua5eRg

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Attila the Hun is actually a pretty short dude. Oliver says we should call him "Terrorizing Fat Guy." ha.

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Vikings are so hairy OMG!!

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Even though it's pro-mustache, as a Nintendo lover I must admit this is pretty cool. http://t.co/Gu4kftBW

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Curiosity took this Mars pic for us, but shouldn't we get half the credit for discovering intelligent life?! http://t.co/gFkunRJC