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Shitposting like only a cult kid's tv show can...

[🕠🌞🌜 @up_oiled]

@sunny_hundal on one of the forums I went on a mod's marriage got ruined because a poster caught him cheating on his wife but your stuff sounds fun too

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@EuanPhilipps @bird4riv Nonce

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@lukey_stanger @BenJolly9 @jeremycorbyn @TwitterSupport You look like a fucking nonce who shouldn't be allowed near kids, let alone touching them.

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@RachelRileyRR @jeremycorbyn

[Roobarb @Roobarb3]

Reckon Corbyn should just offer Starmer out and then kick his arse on that bit of grass outside Parliament, like a school fight. All the MPs gather round in a big circle chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Corbyn gets Starmer in a headlock and makes him eat some dog shit.

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@janemerrick23 @MarcusRashford This you?

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@anthony71595094

Why you liking all your own tweets, bro?

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@garyraikes2 Hahaha!!! You're getting absolutely fucking owned here, you sad sack of shit!

The only one crying here is you, as you desperately try to keep blocking people making you look a total twat on your own Twitter feed!

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Kyle Rittenhouse should be tracked down, tortured and hung by a baying mob.

He chose to take the law into his own hands, his punishment should be similarly appropriate.

#KenoshaShooting

[Mike Rabbitte @mike_rabbitte]

Taking one for the team so that ⁦⁦@GavinWilliamson⁩ gets to keep his job. #alevelfiasco

Ofqual head Sally Collier resigns over exams fiasco https://t.co/U5kcVaIO3s

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You can stop with the crocodile tears, Nige, you absolute fucking ghoul.

Hearing this news gave you your first boner in ten years. I bet you knocked one out over this item on the lunch time news.

You need setting on fire so we can see how many people wouldn't piss on you...

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

The death of a young man in the Channel is very sad.

Right now there are boats out there in worsening conditions.

We must stop this criminal trade or more lives will be lost.

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Arseholes

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Ordinary Americans: Defund the police!"
Biden: "Kamala, you got the job!"

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The lads from up on the common are bang on it here - tidy up after yourselves!!!

[The Wombles @womblesofficial]

We hope you had a lovely weekend. Unfortunately it has left us with a lot of tidying-up to do. Please don't leave litter on our beaches, parks and commons - take it home and, where possible, recycle it. - Great Uncle Bulgaria #KeepBritainTidy #WomblesWanted

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Have you been exposing yourself in Whitstable again, Nige? I thought you had that under control?

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Serious outbreak of lawlessness on the Kent coast ongoing. Let's see what mainstream media report.

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Cracks me up that Macron, a man whose regime has been under protest for over a year now, reckons he's the guy to wade in and save Lebanon.

Like, nah, bruv - you can't even wipe your own arse, don't worry about no one else's!

#Macron #Lebanon

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Thinking of joining Toby Young's Twatder and posing as a white supremacist eugenicist to see how much love I can get on there...

#TobyYoung #COVIDIOTS

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@answerability No, you're just a bottle-job. You gave it all the Billy Big Balls, asking for people's addresses, wanting a 'quiet chat' and then when your offer was accepted, you shit it and blocked everyone, like the bottle-job gobshite racist coward you are.

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@Saras_Fact Pootle knew you meant him & he is very flattered and has gone a little shy. It's quite cute, really!