navidnotdavid

making sure that everything that breaks, works

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remember when we use to come on this app and read into glimpses of someone’s thoughts
now it’s meme’s/and the same thing that’s on ig

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Dude on the bus almost fell on my guitar while standing… I pushed his ass to the floor and then helped him get up because I pushed him too hard
Poor guy got all dusty and stuff
But yo how you falling when the bus isn’t even moving
Gotta work on the balance man

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Getting high in the movie theatre and then eating all your snacks before the movie begins is like the fastest way to fall asleep
And then when your friends call you out on it you just blame the movie for being boring but you never watched it cuz you were sleeping cuz of snacks

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I feel like one of the coolest things about having friends who have dogs, is that you build a relationship with that person as well. They get excited to see you and stuff its so cool
It’s like visiting them too

Anyways high thought

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FUCK I JUST ATE RAMEN THAT EXPIRED IN 2018
I JUST GOOGLE “THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 2018”

And WTF DUDE THE RAMEN AINT THAT BAD BUT ITS BAD

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@abrilluisarios Here’s a list of soap2day alternatives

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my phone was connected to speakers at work
And I started fixing a song I’m working on called “love with a milf” and basically I put my headphones on and I thought the music was coming through my headphones and it wasn’t
I hear if someone yell
“Yo who’s mom are you smashing”

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My joint was resting on top of my ear and it fell and my heart sank for a second, I looked at the floor and it was no where to be found. I started tripping because I’m like where’s my joint then I see that my mullet caught it for me

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Mf’s with flipping and folding Samsungs always talking about how apple sucks

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@_sharnajah Ridin strikers

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@Kontosone Hard

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Argentina’s goalie is such a G

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@ishwer_a You sound like an L.A girl

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I wonder if anyone has tried shotgunning boba

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To the girl at the gym who bumped me with her butt and said “sorry I have a fat ass” you really did though wtf

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Just saw a grown man crying because he failed his deadlift pr…. He’s just swearing at the mirrors, lmao every single person just left the area and it’s just me and him right now and I can’t stop smiling and he’s getting even more mad

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Also I wonder how much bhad bhabie charges for a verse

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Maturing is when you smoke weed inside and if anyone asks why it smells like weed you tell them that you just got a bad batch of incense

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I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

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@seanmikadoyung I also feel like people got a accustom to hearing ass so often that it’s kinda good enough for them, if that makes sense