𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹

oh 、 ⠀⠀ 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 、 ⠀⠀ it's ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ⠀⠀ ⠀ now 、 ⠀⠀ you ⠀⠀ ⠀ ain't ⠀⠀ ⠀ gotta ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ for ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝒎͟𝒆 、 ⠀@moribcy

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

( Not taking it this time. )

I should tell you that you're pulling my balls for the 60% of my income bit and that you should go lower otherwise it's YOU who's passing up on a great deal.ᐣ

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 @TheK3wlestGuy]

Ugh... fine.

Bla, bla. I'll teach you how to negotiate and get your own business for only a 60% of your income... bla bla sign here

[He writes another note to simulate a contract, offering it to her again]

...

Now... What should YOU do before even focusing on the contract?

[🚬 ꭰꭱ. ⌒ .͟. 𝒾 ┈ ᵉ 𝖎𝒓͜𝒊 @fwoohyoiii]

ᅠ
ᅠ

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

Oh.

Alright, alright.ᐟ

Can we start from the beginning.ᐣ I promise I won't screw up again this time.ᐟ

Honest.ᐟ

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 @TheK3wlestGuy]

This is gonna take forever...

[He is... going to tear the note appart]

Okay.
CLEARLY, I'm working with either a moron or the second most gullible bitch I've ever seen.

Do NOT trust everything you are told, dumbass!

[𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 @regelepadurii]

‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𖥸

𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗞��𝗗, 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗜𝗦 𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗬𝗢𝗨,
𝗖𝗔𝗡’𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗜𝗧.ᐣ.ᐟ
𝗛𝗘’𝗦 𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗣𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥.ᐟ

‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𖥸

#SPRP X #MVRP

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

Sweet.

Promise I'll make something extra yummy as soon as I can.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 ‍ ‍𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 ‍ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 ‍ᵎ @moribcy]

of course i do babe.

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

Aahhh. Thanks for that.

( Taking the note and pen, quickly writing down her name before handing it back. )

There you go, coach.

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 @TheK3wlestGuy]

Oh, there's no catch at all. I was teaching you about the fact that they exist.

[He searches inside his pockets, taking out a pen and a notebook. He scribbles something real quick. Then, he offers it to her]

Now, sign here on the back of the note I wrote to make it official

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

Woah.ᐟ That's one of those superheroes.ᐟ

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

Got it.

So, what's the catch with our deal.ᐣ Since it's obviously too good to be true.ᐟ

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 @TheK3wlestGuy]

Well, you must be deaf and arrhythmic if that sounded like the catch.

People will always try to hide the catch so dumbasses like youuuuu...

[One last poke on her forehead]

...get scammed off their money. Got that?

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

You really mean it.ᐣ.ᐣ * 🥺

[‍ ‍ ‍𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 ‍ ‍𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗗 ‍ 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 ‍ᵎ @moribcy]

please do.

i’d be having every last bite.

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

To me it kinda sounded like you already gave me the catch to our deal so that's why I immediately went along with it.

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

( Not seeming phased in the slightest by the poking. )

Ah-huh, okay, wow𓈒 𓈒 𓈒

Hey, you're really good at this. It's no wonder why you have your own business up and running.

↴

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 @TheK3wlestGuy]

You need to say some shit like "you are breaking my balls here..." or be desinterested.

That way, if the idiot REALLY needs your service, they will twist their arm even more. Meaning, you'll get more money

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

It's a deal.ᐟ

( Not having to think twice on it, as long as she still recieved decent pay she had no problem with it. )

When do we start.ᐣ

[𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉 @TheK3wlestGuy]

Oof... you are breaking my balls here, girl. I'm a very busy person, so I don't have tome for that.

...but I could change my mind for a 30% of the benefits of your future businesses...

[𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑴𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹 @TGlFRIYAY]

Oh boy.ᐟ Four quarters.ᐟ I'm the richest girl in the woooorlldd.ᐟ