The Guillotine Newspaper

Satire at its worst.

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Does it bother in the slightest those who study others without their consent?

Does it not occur to them they are hated creeps?

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Islamophobia

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Prerequisite for an invitation to the Royal Palace: you must have at least 3-5 people who have accused you of r*pe or murder. Clearly, because they want to steal your powers.

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@raptorfux DJT whisperer. The Scotland Yard.

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@actvlysuppressd @raptorfux 🤣 💯

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I think the message was: eat shit and die.

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Can you spot the differences? $100 🏆 Forgot the autopen :/

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LMAOOOOO.

[All Lives Matter @livesmatteryo]

Shutdown or not, the money keeps flowing.

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"Signs You Might Be An Old Spinster"

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The Guillotine Newspaper is looking for more ad hoc contributors of satirical writing, please apply by sending a sample of satirical headlines or writing to [email protected]

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Founded in 2024 as none other than a joke during the chaos of election year, Guillotine Newspaper was born to be the chopping block for common sense, forged from the black hole of millennial angst.