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( * Quiet , 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 )

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐘ou’re a 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 , not a fighter . )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( 𝐆lancing at the sheet of paper for a moment — before quickly looking back up and VOCALLY inquiring in FULL CONFIDENCE )

* “ 𝐀re they fuckable ? ”
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[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“I did a small sketch of one of them, this is what they look like, technically.”

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( 𝐎h — so that… explains the shrimp theft? uh … 💧)
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[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“Yep!”

“Alien Girls, who are cats, by the way! And you know how bitchy cats can be.”

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( 𝐀lien girls . . . ? )
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[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“trust me, weirder things could be happening while talking about this.”

“Ever have seven feet tall alien girls steal shrimp out of your fridge after kicking you in the balls?”

“cause that happens to me! Too much to be exact!”

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( 𝐎h, they know the feeling . . . They . . . still have their ass out, though . is this awkward now , or … ?)
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[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“this is what happens when you’re subjected to months of constant loneliness and stress.”

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐖ave . )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

@0urDr0fS0RR0WS ᅠ
( 𝐃octor what the fuck are you even talking about .

Also. they feel him staring . )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐊r-ass . )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * “𝐘ou’re being crass.” No, they’re Kris. )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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📲 𝐓o : Susiezilla

> No proof
> I was hitting on you
> but like genuinely
> Yes?? Sex?? Wjth you?? is that a question
> ignore the spelling error i got excited
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[ＨＯＰＥ ． - (chap. 5 spoils) @2NDHERO]

📲 To : Kris-Cross-AppleDork

* you literalee asked for it?????
* you sent me your ass yesterday
* dude if you just want sex, just say it 🥳
* wrong eomji

* emoji

[— 𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑰 𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑯𝑬𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑹 . @CattiBratti]

https://t.co/ajfXGPaABc

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * “𝐘ou’re being crass.” No, they’re Kris. )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐋ightwork . )
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[­ ­ ­ ­­ ✦. ﹙𝕯𝗘𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 .. ﹚*!° @STXNDXNG]

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Is it even good sex if we don't both end
up covered in bite marks and scratches?
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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📲 𝐓o : Susiezilla

> So we’re just lying now huh
> I didn’t even ask for this and yet you sent it
> Not that I’m complaining
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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♥︎ ( * 𝐏ortrayal information )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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• 𝐌y Kris is 19 years old, 5’4” ( ~163cm ), and roughly 110 lbs .
• 𝐓hey have breasts and a penis .
• 𝐓hey are *NOT* controlled by the soul . This is more of a “what-if” post-banish portrayal .
• They enjoy flashy outfits .
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐇onestly fucking deserved . )
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[­ ­ ­ ­­ ✦. ﹙𝕯𝗘𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 .. ﹚*!° @STXNDXNG]

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What if Gaster's followers were called
gooners and they goon —

/Gets mauled by cats.
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[✧ @1225_DEC]

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( Spelling error. I am GOING to ███████ ██████!!!!!!! )
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐀 taller , more muscular woman could honestly slam their head into a wall right now and they’d be thankful for it . )
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[⸺ ` Ꮪ ꮲ ꭼ ꭺ ꭱ @Kind_Monarch]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝗨𝗻𝗱𝘆𝗻𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐓his implies kisses need to be restocked .

Totally weak . They NEVER run out of the ‘em . )
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[ᅠ▸ ᅠ𝓒. ᅠ𝑺𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 ᅠ◦ @EdgeOfGenocide]

For free, while supplies last.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ✦ @TH3YSLASHTH3M]

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( * 𝐅or FREE ?!?! )
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[ᅠ▸ ᅠ𝓒. ᅠ𝑺𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 ᅠ◦ @EdgeOfGenocide]

Kris gets a free kiss.

All of em.