Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.
All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.
We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.
We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.
While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.
If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.
One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.
Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.
We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!
Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian
Yesterday he said he has never had anything to do with the golf club then film emerged of him doing a speech at the club in 2019 telling the assembled members a Fed Labor Govt would give them money. It’s the PM’s electorate. 6 million taxpayers dollars to an inner city Sydney Golf Club to help get voters across the line when so many emergency services are dangerously underfunded? That’s a very worthy story Max. I think the public might be lucky you aren’t getting paid public money to direct what the public see anymore. Hang on, your bio says you’re ch9 news director now, and Albo is spending public money to fund commercial news now too, so you are being given public money by Albo to decide what the public sees. ‘Embarrassing pathetic’ indeed.
BREAKING: Liberals and One Nation team up to vote against Anika Wells' censorship laws, designed to empower eSafety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant.
Good on you, @SenSHenderson and @PaulineHansonOz
No unelected public servant should have this much power, zero zilch!
On the day that Labor's social media laws are being debated in the Senate, they have just tabled a bunch of amendments that:
- give the eSafety Commissioner the power to summons people*
- make them take an oath and answer all questions
- removes the protection against self-incrimination
- if you don't comply you can be fined $364,000 (1000 penalty units) sent to jail for 12 months
*if you are a journalist you are exempt.
TRUE: The Andrews car crash nearly killed a 15 year old child
✅Dan did not ring 000 until several minutes later. A neighbours call reached 000 before Andrews
✅The first witness confirmed the child lay screaming in agony and bleeding out in front of his car
✅The witness said neither Dan, nor his wife, bent their knees or provided any assistance, they stood there looking. Rendering assistance is a legal requirement
✅He was airlifted to hospital clinging to life
✅The child had a punctured lung, broken ribs, internal bleeding, most of his spleen removed
✅THE CLOSEST POLICE ON THE WAY WERE SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY - just before they got there. THE POLICE DON’T KNOW why they were called away
✅The police who did turn up didn’t breathalyse Andrews or his wife
✅They didn’t seek statements from Andrews, his wife or the witnesses
✅They did no police investigation and WON’T COMMENT ON WHY
✅Dan’s story on how the accident happened has changed
💰Yet Andrews was elected Premier
💰He signed up to the Chinese Belt and Road
💰He’s mixing with the Axis of Evil leaders, some are even sanctioned by Australia and considered hostile powers
💰He’s wheeling and dealing our super like it’s a “national asset” with Albanese
💰He’s at secret dinners with Albanese with the sons of Chinese billionaires
Back to that night, when the child lay dying, the Andrews family drove away in this vehicle…
Anthony Albanese has some serious explaining to do.
His local Marrickville Golf Club was reportedly the only club in the whole country allowed to apply for Labor’s $560 million community infrastructure program, and it received $6 million.
The Prime Minister needs to explain how his club ended up with a $6 million hole-in-one while no one else was allowed off the first tee!
#SenatorJamesMcGrath - Fighting for Queensland
#AusPoll #DodgyAlbo
#More than $400M taxpayer-funded community grants has flowed into Labor-held electorates under a $560 million Commonwealth infrastructure program, prompting questions over whether public money was allocated on merit or political advantage.
A study by the Centre for Public Integrity found 73.2% - $409.1M - of funding under the "invite-only" grants program went to safe Labor seats and
marginal seats.
Coalition-held seats received $126.3M, or 22.6%, while the remainder went to other electorates.
Sudanese refugee Abraham Abas was sentenced to 7 years and 6 months in prison after pleading guilty to manslaughter over the 2021 killing of 18-year-old Nicholas Henry in Morwell, Victoria. His refugee visa was later cancelled on character grounds, but the Administrative Review Tribunal set that cancellation aside, allowing him to remain in Australia rather than be deported.
Do you think non-citizens convicted of serious violent crimes should be deported after serving their sentence? 🇦🇺👇
Did you know that in Australia Family Report Writers don't require any accreditation, nor training before writing a brief for parents that can determine where children are ending to be in the long term??
They've even had Intervention Orders ignored and had custody of a father's daughter given to him unsupervised even though there was evidence of family violence which soon after custody was given led to violence against her.
There is NO accountability for these so-called 'Professionals' - Only Mandatory Standards that the Federal Government imposed that they must meet 2-3 years ago.
The Australian Government talks about regulated social media, or the internet to protect children through the means of new legislation or the eSafety Commissioner, and yet they can't even protect children using the courts..
They fail them instead.
Tallow and lard were the primary cooking fats in Western kitchens for centuries before vegetable oil companies lobbied them out of the food supply in the mid-twentieth century.
Beef tallow is roughly 50% monounsaturated fat, the same type found in olive oil, and is extremely stable under high heat. It does not oxidize the way seed oils do.
Lard from pasture-raised pigs is one of the best dietary sources of Vitamin D available. Both are nutritionally superior cooking fats to any seed oil and were falsely demonized by industry campaigns, not by science.
Dr. Sherri Tenpenny: “We’ve got to stop calling chicken pox and measles diseases... because they’re not. They’re infections, and infections come and go in a week to 10 days, and leave behind a lifetime of immunity. A disease is something that comes and stays, and frequently can’t be cured. So when you vaccinate to avoid an infection, what you potentially are doing is causing a disease.”
Infections come and go. The question is what they leave behind.
Studies have reported links between natural childhood measles/chickenpox and lower adult cancer and heart-disease risk:
• Albonico et al., 1998 — History of febrile childhood infections (measles, chickenpox, rubella, etc.) linked to lower overall cancer risk, strongest for chickenpox/rubella and non-breast cancers.
• Montella et al., 2006 (Leukemia Research) — Childhood measles and chickenpox linked to lower Hodgkin lymphoma; measles also linked to lower non-Hodgkin lymphoma (esp. follicular B-cell).
• Tennant et al., 2013 (Eur J Epidemiol, Newcastle Thousand Families, n=1,142 born 1947) — Childhood measles linked to lower cancer mortality as adults.
• Pesonen et al., 2007 (Atherosclerosis) — Childhood contagious diseases (including varicella/chickenpox) linked to lower coronary heart disease and fewer acute coronary events.
• Kubota et al., 2015 / JACC study (Atherosclerosis, 103,836 Japanese adults, ~21-year follow-up) — History of measles (and measles + mumps) linked to lower cardiovascular mortality.
What Chalmers doesn’t say is that over half of the private sector jobs created are funded by the taxpayer particularly the NDIS so no cigar for you Mr Chalmers
One was an innocent woman brutally murdered by a career criminal. The other is a merciless, calculated child killer.
No prizes for guessing which one white Leftist women sympathise with most...