Matthew McClory

Anti-Matter

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@sternshow Tippi Hedren probably kept that lion in the house to ward off Hitchcock and people like him.

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@sternshow I love that Sour Shoes calls the wrap-up show regularly and the boys don't even notice. I feel like he's been doing that for years now totally under the radar.

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@sternshow put Larry King in the Jackie/Artie chair. Just my 2 cents.

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@HowardStern put Larry King in the Jackie/Artie chair. Just my 2 cents.

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@Uber_Neglect @Uber Actually Uber just corrected this action around the same time I tweeted this. Not sure if it's related but a welcome relief.

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@Uber falsely charged me with cleaning fees. Anyone else ever have to deal with this? #Uber #fraud #notmymess

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

Thinking about going to Deerhoof at Teragram Ballroom. @Deerhoof @jukely https://t.co/vTQXFkakJ8

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@HowardStern Next time I eat french fries I'm going to "hit em with the Heinz" ketchup. #HitEmWithTheHein #hitemwiththeheinz

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@fedexhelp Who can I talk to about the lies that Fedex employees have been telling me? Who is Hope Iverson's superior so I may talk to them?

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@batutilitybelt @FedExHelp I'm the shipper and I heard the claim is being denied as of February 16th for case # 0211610615 Please advise

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

#fedexfails @FedEx say they delivered package to customer, who happens to have video surveillance of his house showing that they never came.

[Melissa @mwaldron03]

@PopCityPgh RT plz? Let's Help @RandylandPgh with community map project! Only 6 days left & only 40% funded https://t.co/IjrdDXi7JY

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

"It's not death I fear, but dying in the torture chamber". @PollyToynbee superb in today's Guardian: http://t.co/SyvCTzqpEr

[Joseph Al-Qaeda @JihadistJoe]

To accept this into your culture would it be:

a. Cultural Diversity

OR

b. Cultural Suicide

?

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

Check out ALIEN from SpaceWolf ltd.! http://t.co/qf4DvUSxSN via @spacewolfltd

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@HowardStern I really wish @chrisrock would've been chosen as the new host of the Late Show.

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

My black car loves @bronk

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@HowardStern If you play Hanzi clips in reverse, will it reveal a hidden message of how you secretly had him killed by the Illuminati?

[Matthew McClory @ThaBassment]

@pensblog 11:23, 1st per. #paulmartinpowerball