ʙʀʏᴄᴇ

just an ignorant piece of toast, he/him

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

Sometimes my life flashes before my eyes when I turn the radio down instead of cruise control on the steering wheel

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

Ok twitter suggested topics, you got me

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

@HurricaneJaimee

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

@iamjohnoliver on @LastWeekTonight with some really important information

https://t.co/mIoyOqyjNe

[BLESS YOUR HEART 🙏🏾 @Juliannyc901]

The more you know 👌🏾

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

kind of a crime imo that the only real wifi deadzone in my house is on the toilet. gives new meaning to shit or get off the pot

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in 18 years.
That's it. That's the tweet.

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

quarantine you can skip a little online class, as a treat

[lil venice bitch @MikeDolanVEVO]

My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to destroy the ring due to problematic associations with the jeweller who made it, but the ring is precious to me and I would feel guilty throwing it away. AITA?

[yeetwood mac @rowieboat]

STOP talking shit about New England

Massachusetts is HISTORIC
Rhode Island is QUAINT
Vermont is CRUNCHY
Maine is RUGGED
Connecticut
New Hampshire is MAJESTIC

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

@riosantosss 4011
4409
4088
4062
4403
4958
4082
@katschmitzzz
@njardine2000
@CM_Twink

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

Lasagna of the House Pasta, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Noodles, the Second Helpings, and the Hungry Men, Khaleesi of the Great Glass Dish, Protector of the Cheese, Lady Regent of the Seven Layers, Breaker of Belts and Mother of Carbo-Loads

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

Enginerding!

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

I am a:

⚪ man

⚪ woman

🔘 person eating mac and cheese

Seeking:

⚪ men

⚪ women

🔘 a fork explicitly meant to stab food but will be used instead to scoop it

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

hello class, I am professor prestigious and I will be teaching you this semester. a little about me, I studied at impressive university to gain my PhD in technical subject and am a world renowned expert in the field.

please excuse me as I am rendered helpless by this projector

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

the half-blood prince: sectumsempra - for enemies

me: *open door for yourself and hold it open for the next person who's way behind and is ruthlessly compelled by politeness to run a little bit to keep you from holding it too long* - for enemies

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

l /
l /
l /
stress l /
levels l /
l_/________________

being okay to sleep
in public

[ʙʀʏᴄᴇ @ThaBrycelsRight]

Water

Earth

Fire

Air

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brot