james kibbles

im a wereworm

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Yo I might believe in a higher power, I walked away from the crock pot after turning it on, to return to it In 7 hours, but walked past 10 minutes later and noticed I never plugged it in. flopping close one Harkonnen scum, Muad’Dib sees all

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

@AGoldmund Stop now, call a professional. Don’t waste any more of your time and money

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Dall-e mini: cum blizzard

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

I miss the days where you got into someone’s car and they skipped three songs on the cd and then reached under the dash to a small knob hanging on wires and duct tape shortly before your ears started bleeding and you had to poop.

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

@AGoldmund Don’t cheap out on the front end and end up paying more on the back end because you thought you could diy. There is a reason there are professional towelers

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

@xiaowang1984 @debdrens A kid shooting themselves with a gun doesn’t make the gun or the child any safer. It means a child died from a gunshot wound. Which is a higher probability than a police officer dying from a gunshot wound on duty.

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Is there anything better than going to target in the middle of a workday with the one you love?

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Please someone

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Farts are fear leaving the body

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

@dedwarmo @AGoldmund Shitchea

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Someone come babysit me while I tile my shower floor, I cannot hold my self accountable

[Cllr Ben Goren @BanGaoRen]

An occupying army murdered a journalist today. If it had been a BBC journalist in any other country the media would be calling it an outrage. Guess where it happened.

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

Shireen Abu Akleh was EXECUTED with a shot to the head by Israeli snipers while wearing her helmet & bullet proof vest that said PRESS on in.

How long will we continue remaining silent while our “allies” kill journalists for telling inconvenient truths?

#شيرين_ابو_عاقلة

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[NoWah Bel Air @NowahBelAir]

Hello there. Since @instagram is no longer a photo sharing site here we are. #portraitphotographer #headshot

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

Why the fuck do I like dr pepper now?

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

@Benjaleamern Plus if you go backwards on an elliptical you look really cool and get glutes

[james kibbles @Thadeous_]

@Benjaleamern Get an elliptical and watch anime like a regular fucking guy

[Kevork Almassian @KevorkAlmassian]

A photo taken by Jean-Marc Bouju on March 31, 2003 for an Iraqi prisoner in an American prison in Najaf/Iraq. The father was allowed to meet his son and sit on his lap with the condition of wearing a bag on his head.