Governor Pritzker

Just call me Dollar Store MrBeast #STLCards

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@JoezMcfLy Been saying this.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.

He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.

It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@PortgastDAce3 @ComicLoverMari Jamaicanvincible?

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ “He” is seeing a team of shrinks? “Him” is seeing a team of shrinks? What man are you thinking of now? You were just hitting on me! My guy PLEASE just go and meet with this dude and stop hitting me up 🤦‍♂️

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ DAWG. STOP HITTING ON ME. First you want baseball players to make as much contact with each other as possible and now you’re talking about my nuts. Literally go to your closest gay bar I promise you someone will potty fuck you

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ My dude please don’t project on me. I’m flattered but no. If you want to fuck a dude just own it, but leave me and baseball out of it next time, okay? 🏳️‍🌈❤️✊

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ It’s okay dude but if you need to talk through your feelings I’d suggest therapy. Sorry I affected you so much ❤️

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ Your feelings seem to matter quite a bit since I hurt them and now youre constantly in my mentions.

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @Mcfussdaddy @schanuelszn @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ “You know this guy believes in science and the medical community” is a wild stance to have when talking about baseball but okay

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @Mcfussdaddy @schanuelszn @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ Yo mama

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ Baseball is not a contact sport my dude. Never has been. Why don’t you take your pent up rage and repressed homosexuality and watch football to get off instead.

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Mcfussdaddy @Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ How many car accidents do you get in within a year? Probably none? But you still put your seatbelt on every time. Because it’s simple, easy, and effective when needed. Same thing with the bases. Doesn’t need to happen all the time. 6 preventable injuries is still too many.

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Mcfussdaddy @Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ My brother in Christ you asked a stupid question with a simple answer, tf you calling dummy? Idk why people have such a hard-on for preventable injuries. I enjoy watching the game of baseball because of the talent on the field. Keep crying about baseball players being healthy ig

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Mcfussdaddy @Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ I’ll tell the first baseman to stand on his base or the runner to run to his base

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@Pfitz777 @schanuelszn @Mcfussdaddy @JizzolmChazz7 @MooneyOwnsYou @Jomboy_ Sure, it happens, but if you can put rules in place to prevent unnecessary injuries it keeps the best players on the field. We watch the games to see the best players in the world play baseball, not gamble on who will/ won’t get injured. If you want to see that go watch UFC.

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

This is my biggest gripe. I hate this

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

@JMWarehouse_ @Jolly_Olive @trevorplouffe @wegoticezo @Jomboy_ @JoezMcfLy @LouDaBangeR Not Joez dropping them 😭😭😭

[Governor Pritzker @ThaGodPrizzy]

Seriously wtf. Literally wtf. Actually wtf. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Just blatantly saying, not even 6 months in, that you want to defy the constitution AND monetizing it? Nah we need Thanos or something at this point. This timeline is cooked.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

And there it is.

Donald Trump is now selling “Trump 2028” hats on his official website, even though it is unconstitutional for him to run again.

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

Smartphones, Computers, and Toys are the Top 3 imports from China by dollar value.

So now the 5D chess was to alienate our allies, crash the market, spike our debt borrowing costs, and weaken the USD...

To bring back our strategic toy industry. 🧸🇺🇸