Thaitiel Durán

Estudiante de ingeniería mecatrónica, con mucho interés en la tecnología y desarrollo de proyectos. Entrega lo mejor que tengas, sin ser duro contigo mismo.

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

2000 years of which person lived when

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@CondusefMX Gracias! Levanté la queja el martes y ya fue admitida y enviada al banco

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@CondusefMX Muchas gracias, levante la queja el martes y ya fue admitida y enviada al banco

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas 🙄

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas pusieron la conversación en modo lectura justo después de mandar mi último mensaje, mi configuración es correcta...

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas Eviten contratar alguna tarjeta de este banco, llevo 4 días queriendo cancelar mi tarjeta y me cuelgan los ejecutivos y su conmutador no sirve, tampoco responden por correo ni DM en redes sociales incluyendo X

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas No responden 🙄

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas No han respondido el DM que les mandé ayer 🙄

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas Eviten contratar alguna tarjeta de este banco, llevo 4 días queriendo cancelar mi tarjeta y me cuelgan los ejecutivos y su conmutador no sirve, tampoco responden por correo ni DM en redes sociales incluyendo X

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas Eviten contratar alguna tarjeta de este banco, llevo 4 días queriendo cancelar mi tarjeta y me cuelgan los ejecutivos y su conmutador no sirve, tampoco responden por correo ni DM en redes sociales incluyendo X

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@invextarjetas Eviten contratar alguna tarjeta de este banco, llevo 4 días queriendo cancelar mi tarjeta y me cuelgan los ejecutivos y su conmutador no sirve, tampoco responden por correo ni DM en redes sociales incluyendo X

[MaxChess @MaxChess_]

My live reaction to there being no candidates tomorrow.
What am I supposed to do all day ?

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@andyzunigaga Holaa, me interesa, no puedo mandarte mensaje :(

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@falloficarus22 @da_fant @demishassabis @grok @grok 2300 is too low, that can’t be true, double check the sources and provide a more informed answer

[Vidit Gujrathi @viditchess]

Explaining World championship to my friends. It’s simple guys…

[Thaitiel Durán @Thaitiel]

@Ghassanareyli @agadmator No. White can stop the past pawn

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

He visto muchas publicaciones como esta y, la verdad, no entiendo la obsesión con El Salvador. Pero, en todo caso, 28 de los 32 estados de México tienen una población igual o menor a la de El Salvador.

¿Por qué, entonces, no pueden resolver el tema de la seguridad en un solo estado con menos habitantes que El Salvador, teniendo los recursos de un país con 130 millones de habitantes?

Resuelvan el tema de la seguridad en un estado primero, luego en el siguiente, y así sucesivamente, hasta abarcar esos 28 estados 🤷🏻‍♂️