Tom⚽❤

Chelsea FC❤⚽

[philip @phil279]

Told the missus she needs to stop spending £100 a week on vinted and she’s just spotted I’ve had a grand on count binface.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

How 4am feels rn

[Tom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @th_av25]

“Keep the noise down later I’ve got work early”

First tackle:

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

I might be cooked because I thought this was AI

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

Tough paper round that

[nat @xnatalieclark]

when it’s Monday morning and mum forgot to iron your school uniform the night before #loveisland

[Ned Culture @Ned_Culture]

Heard it's a nightmare to find that church.

[TPH @TPH141190]

Warm init

[tanarchiste 𝍎𝌆 @paourkaezh]

wrong account diva

[cosmo @cosmo_nffc]

Only need the light when it’s burning low

Only miss the sun when it starts to snow

[Uncle Kamau @ToniKamau10]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

Mbappe 9th minute
Valverde 23rd minute
Rodrygo 75th minute
Endrick 88th minute

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[hunter* @y2khunter]

That damn squirrel

[Nutty Royale @NuttyRoyale]

This is how the Nintendo Switch 2 menu will look cus people can only afford one game

[George @george_w18]

Primark on Saturday is the closest a modern man can come to what our grandfathers experienced at the Somme

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Sitting and analyzing wtf just went on 🤣

[Becs 💕 @becs2986]

🤣🤣

[duke roll @DukeRoll]

#ecfc