"Ehe, so many people been asking where I've been and what I've been doing. I've only been gone for a few weeks (years) underneath @DarkQueenTharja thicc ass while she drained away my powers and turning me into a perfect sissy for her own use~"
RP info below in thread.
"Well it looked like one of my fans couldn't resist getting a face full and mouth full of voidsent sweat~ Don;t worry though, I still have plenty more to give of to the rest of my fans~"
"There we go, got my new fancy relic weapons out the way~ Although, doing it under the sun that's been high up in the sky has not been fun. Any lucky fan or fans out there want to help clean me up~"
"Met a nice cutie @adummydumdum1 at the gym today. Did a nice long workout session with her, and I bet you fans out there are loving the sight of this~"
"Are you for real right now? You do know I've just come from a 12 hour rehearsal right? Well, whatever, you've handed over all your gil to be under my feet now, enjoy being stuck under there till I need to go back."
"I hate doing this meet and greet, even worse that I am having to do it in this horrible heatwave in Ul'dah. At least I have a durable chair that paid to be under my ass for the next few hours~ I wonder how many more of my fans would love to pay to be my chair or footrest~
"Bumped into one of me si-fans, while exploring around Limsa for a bit. Thought I'd be nice and give her a little treat for being a good little fan~ Don't mind that she's a bit lightheaded from a lack of aether~"
New cocky femboy brat duelist out and about, going round winning locals and being a poor sport about all of his wins, being the smug toxic players.
Shame this smug brat is also a massive virgin, who's yet to go up against a women with there 'underhand' strategies.
"What is better then one round ass? Two round asses? If you said two, then you are wrong. Clearly what is better, is three lovely round asses, with the ass of an idol right between them~"
(Massive thanks to @lynessa_xiv & @CessnyaAeron as well for the assistance ^^)