Danny

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Showception when McConaughey hits Brother Mouzone with a Clay Davis “sheeeeeit” 🤯 #IYKYK

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What’s that thinga-ma-jingy about defense and championships? #Patriots

[Danny @That_HaZe]

“If you don’t show it cutting bread I’ll kill you” - me, at 4am talking to the ‘Rusty Bread Cutter Restoration’ Facebook video as I near its end

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Nothing like cloudy-day lighting to remind you how ugly you are

[Danny @That_HaZe]

If the potatoes are not miniature, get them off my plate

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Meant to be read in the most environmentally-friendly guy’s voice… having cold bottled water on deck is just so much better than having to refill a filtration device

[Danny @That_HaZe]

If you press the walk button then cross before your allotted time is given. I will find you, and I will kill you

[Danny @That_HaZe]

I need to find some good peanut brittle

[Danny @That_HaZe]

I would change my life for some girls’ asses

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Been in Florida so long Montvale asked their Waltham boy to hit me up so they don’t seem desperate

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Publix = Stop & Shop
Winn Dixie = Market Basket

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Almost had a heart attack thinking they took Chris Daughtry off Spotify for a sec recently but I found him

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Forever by Chris Brown is more than just a bop!

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Crazy how it’s mandatory to have a beer belly in Florida

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Yikened hard on the dance floor w some girl on Saturday, and then someone stole my phone. This is Florida living

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Just imagine, you’re ever so sleepy, you close your eyes on the flight and begin to doze off and then...the babies start wailing. Your bloodshot eyes pop open like Squidward’s did when Spongebob n’ Pat playing outside like idiots

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Made the grave mistake of diving into the wormhole that is Americas got talent/idol audition videos last night at like 230am

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If professional whistling was a thing I would be one of the best in the business...

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It’s actually sad how I feel the same way I would had the Patriots won the Super Bowl #Brady

[Danny @That_HaZe]

Funny how “buh bye” is sneaky the most common goodbye for any work phone call