Uatu The Watcher

This doesn't count as interfering.

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It should be noted that this is NOT a parody account. I, Uatu, am actually The Uatu that lives on the moon and observes, or “watches,” other Earths in the multiverse.

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@tegan_oneil5000 Firestar called in a favor from Emma. Vance doesn’t even know Kraków’s a thing.

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Earth 836: Charles Xavier has some choice words for Elon after this rebrand.

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Just a quick reminder that I, Uatu, called it!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I, Uatu, do! #UatusTwitterAnniversary

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Earth 6937: Vision switches to a subscription based model.

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It turned out that mutant was named Iska and now she lives on Arakko.

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Earth 6: A mutant is born with the power to always be on the correct side of any issue, he is fine with the genocide of all mutants #awkward

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Earth 7954: Captain America rolls up his sleeves and heads on over to Kanye’s place.

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Earth 8447: Stephen King has been murdered! And all the clues point to Richard Bachman!!

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Earth 9381: An elderly Stanley Kubrick agrees to direct the next Minions movie.

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@StoneKidman My intern? I, Uatu, would never trust him with that level of responsibility! One of the main requirements for this job is binocular vision!

[Uatu The Watcher @That_Multiverse]

It should be noted that this is NOT a parody account. I, Uatu, am actually The Uatu that lives on the moon and observes, or “watches,” other Earths in the multiverse.

[Uatu The Watcher @That_Multiverse]

@RobotJQ If you can work her into the background of thirteen comics, you can demand to do her character spotlight episode on @CerebroCast

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Just a quick heads up, Kanye West is entirely optional and most universes don't even have one.

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Earth 7865: Hydra cuts ties with Kanye West.

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Earth 7895: Janet van Dyne lets another call from Kanye go to voice mail.

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Earth 34: Hank Pym figures out how to fix the bee problem. He replaces all the current bees with one GIANT bee!

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Earth 307: Kraven is dismayed to learn that the darts he rubbed on Frog Man's back aren't any more deadly than normal.

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Earth 346: Proteus turns iceman into a snow globe. In the end, he's fine. Just badly shaken.

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Earth 7864: It's Doctor Whomst.

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Earth 4863: President Ben Grimm changes America's motto from 'e pluribus unum' to 'tempus pugnae est'