Teeeeeee_

existing

[Uza @felurian76]

He visto demasiadas películas de zombis para saber que se está transformando y que hay que correr

[Luna Felina @FelinaMenina]

Compartiendo para que más mujeres vean y no tengan hijos .. que horror

[Madam @beehives__]

Under my dictatorship, scientists will find a way to make men get pregnant

[MissG🦋 @MissGijae]

Una no understand how badly this country dey spoil person life. How people go dey work but dey fear to buy pizza and ice cream? You go buy wetin you need you go con begin dey feel like say you just waste money

[𝒹𝓇𝓌💭 @kendrrw]

watching ‘the thundermans’ as an adult will make you realize what a foolish kid you were

[MR IYKYK 🪄 @SegzyChubbs]

Used “let’s not boil the ocean” and “dot the i's and cross the t's” in the meeting today.

I was on fire 🤣

[Corey Quinn (in London this week) @QuinnyPig]

The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

out of all the things i hate on earth, ironing clothes is definitely in the top 3.

[CINDY 🫅🥀 @cindyconfid1]

Peak rage bait is a blanket that isn't long enough to cover your legs 😭

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

Seeing women driving big cars just makes me so happy!!!

[Omo Oba @omoobastudios]

You don mistakenly use "you guys" for your parents before? 😭😭😭

[Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧 @Gilmoorre]

How it be back in the days

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

Thank goodness for feminism o. This rubbish wey I cook this night, them for flog me for village square.

[✰ @whoisfolaa]

fun fact about me: if you ever write me a letter or leave me a little note, I’ll probably keep it for the rest of my life. I’m ridiculously sentimental like that small words mean more to me than people realize.

[Bonjour Le Masi @ife_md]

Unpopular opinion: Eba is the worst swallow 😄

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

it’s important for me to have my own money bc lord knows i really really hate asking for help.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

My dream job is to travel around the world and write about my experiences. 🤗

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Nobody sits their ass down like I do. If there’s a chair, excuse me, but I’m sitting 😭