That There Phil

Blade. Imaginary football manager. Procrastinator.

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@Danarion878 @Nigel_Farage @SkyNews It would be possible if it happened, but unfortunately for old Nige the system isn't really set up for people to take legal action over things that they've just made up.

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@Wendy32434156 @Davesim04451161 @blueskypinit If it's fake (which it very obviously is to anyone who isn't dumb), then your point very much doesn't stand. Quite the opposite, in fact.

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@thomsonchris How do you even cope with this level of oppression? I bet there are political prisoners in prisons worldwide thanking their lucky stars that they weren't born in Stirling. On the bright side, the team will be on their way home tomorrow, so you won't have to put up with it again.

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@dgeorgemusic @SheffieldUnited He's been a bit hit and miss and lacking in end product for the past couple of seasons, but seemed to really push on last year. If he carries that on into this season he'll be a top signing.

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@SheffieldUnited I'm not going to have a meltdown just yet, but my worry is we see the likes of Brooks, Peck and Seriki leave to be replaced by 30+ year old journeymen that Wilder thinks are 'good pros' and 'great around the dressing room' but spend most of the season on the treatment table.

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@The_Bladesman @dannyhall04 He's easily as injury prone as Davies was, but at least Davies was good when he was occasionally fit. Shackleton has that delightful combination of being massively injury prone and also shit.

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@HCAFC74 @SheffieldUnited @EFL Oh Dan. I was hoping for some intelligent repartee, but all I got was some moronic insults and a touch of homophobia. Go away and have a little think, and perhaps you can do a little bit better when Birmingham beat you next week.

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@HCAFC74 @SheffieldUnited @EFL What's wrong with being gay. Or being a nerd?

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@HCAFC74 @SheffieldUnited @EFL You give enough of a fuck to reply, Dan.

Zeno of Citium would be disappointed in you.

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@HCAFC74 @SheffieldUnited @EFL 'Trying to be stoic' but crying on X because Hull lost. Looks like you need to try a bit harder.

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@HiveHDSt Any streams for tonight?

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@SebWassell We are not at war right now...

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@HiveHDSt Working great now, cheers.

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@HiveHDSt I appreciate what you do with these streams, but last few matches they've been awful. Either down for the full 90 or up for 1-2 minutes at a time and down for 5-10 minutes in between. I'm not complaining, just letting you know in case there's anything you can do from your side.

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@irvingmrting @SheffieldUnited I'm confused. How can we be both shitty and mediocre at the same time? Are we shitty at being mediocre? Or are we one of the shittier mediocre teams, but not as shitty as the truly shitty teams? I need answers!

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Why the fuck are we humping goal kicks long when Cannon is up against 3 massive centre halfs?? #TwitterBlades #SUFC

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@The_Bladesman Really odd Game. We could easily have won 3-0 or lost 3-0. With all the enforced changes we (unsurprisingly) lacked fluency. Really impressed with Bindon again and I thought Chong did well considering he hasn't played.

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Blades flying at the moment. Some of them look like different players. Tyler Bindon looked slow, nervous and indecisive under Selles, whereas today he's looked imperious since he came on - won everything and hasn't put a foot wrong. #twitterblades #sufc

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@The_Bladesman @nickmashiter How on earth will we cope with the loss of a player with the incredible combination of being both crap and lazy? I'll miss him terribly.

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@ThePinchNews Phwoooarr! Those last 2 xG share graphs are sexy! Let's hope that's a sign that things are turning around, and not just a sign that Wednesday and Pompey are crap.