Tarzan

Husband, Father, Jungle Lord, Pilot, Parody of Hundred Year Old Literary Character, British Viscount. So basically am monke. (Me/You)

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

I am not affiliated with Edgar Rice Burroughs Inc or any official tie-ins. I am the semi-canon-esque Tarzan from the alternate timeline where Disney's John Carter was the highest grossing movie of all time until it was dethroned by Cats 2019: The Snyder Cut.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Bro been holding that sneeze since the Cretaceous period

[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

don't accept the offer

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@FabioMassi77927 @Leafy_Solvy It's like a Madea movie. You come for the whimsical humor but stay for the unadvertised emotional trauma.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

Alright, time to shotgun Scary Movie 6, Masters of the Universe and The Amazing Digital Circus finale...

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@Literally_Hiter @PARODY_SDV I heard you died.
Or went to Argentina.
Or Agartha.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@Itssan17 This poor guy reminds me of the Morlocks from the 2000 Time Machine movie.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@Itssan17 Well, it is his underwear apparently...

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@WorldOfTigra This alone would blow his head off.
https://t.co/TOEMDRqvD2

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

A 5-second scene so kino it completely undercut the message of the movie and made every kid on Earth want this damn cupboard.

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

The Indian in the Cupboard (1995)

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@Brycenator100

[🍀 Sean Dreamer 🍀 @p0quess1ng]

Instead of the live-action remakes or whatever they're doing Disney should resurrect their 2D department to make a Queen La movie.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@GentleMaleYes1 She's not bad, she's just drawn/painted that way.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@p0quess1ng LFG.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@SpiderMan_Newz Do yourselves a favor and check out the original "The Spider" pulps and serials. It's Zorro meets the Punisher and 9/11-esque disasters happen.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@WorldOfTigra I thought you meant 1900s and was taken aback.

I still am, but less so. Disappointed mostly.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@SGT_B4RNES I taught him how to fight Kong.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@DBZdaily_

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@Rach4Patriarchy @jakerattlesnk So, Americans landed on the moon because NASA was essentially using Flintstones era technology except instead of a wise-cracking bird working fast inside a computer, they had a lady.

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@martianwyrdlord

[Tarzan @ThatApeMan]

@KyleKulinski Cool it with the homophobia.