The Crazy Girlfriend

2 people + 2gether = 4ever

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

*Waiting on them to text back* 1min- 2mins- 3mins- 4mins- 5mins- 6mins- 7mins- 8mins- 9mins(-___-) -- 10mins "THIS B!TCH MUST BE CHEATIN!"

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I bet you'd text your friends back if *they* texted you 10x on a row.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I don't blink. If i do, I'll just miss you!

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

*Asks you which of her friends you think is hottest. Ends friendship.*

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

When all else fails, 300 missed calls is my name and dialing is my game!!!!

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I texted him 2 minutes ago and no response. DO YOU THINK HE'S OK?

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

Just say you love me and I'll put down the gun.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

Does this tattoo of your name on my ankle make me look pretty?

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

Say I LOVE YOU on 3. One, two, 3! "I love you!" Why didn't you say it as loud as I did?

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I'm not busy if you want to go get some lunch or married.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

Isn't it romantic that I enjoy feeding you? Sure I have to because you're tied up, but it's still pretty romantic?

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

Did you just smile at me? Brb, I have to change my Facebook relationship status to married.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

FYI, my shoe size is a 5 in case you want to buy me an engagement ring and by shoe size I mean ring finger.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I'm not gonna swallow because I'm gonna freeze it and use it later.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

If you don't answer I'll just call right back so you might as well pick up.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

How many times am I supposed to give you head until you think I'm the one?

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

What do you look for in a girl? Because I'm totally open to getting plastic surgery.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

Don't lose my number. Just kidding, you can't because I tattooed it on your arm when you were sleeping.

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I'll never forget where I was the day you said you love me. Because I'm right here NOW SAY IT!

[The Crazy Girlfriend @ThatAttachedGF]

I know this is our first date but it totally feels like what our honeymoon would be like.