Tatted Stewie

yeah im buff and tatted what you gunna do huh. #teamtatted #illumaniti

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

0 mutual friends, you dont even live in my country, how da hell you find me!?”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

Friends are like BOOBS. Some are big, some are small, some are REAL, & some are fake.”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

Jingle bells Facebook smells. Tumblr go away. Myspace yuck, bebo sucks. Twitter all the way. AYEEEEE.”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

RT “@JetadoreAsh: #TurnOff bad breath , go stack up on some gum !”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#McRib back #mcrib back all the fat people screamin #Mcrib is back

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

15¢ a day can feed a child? What the hell...Double cheeseburgers cost 99¢ what the fuck are they feeding them?”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#WeAllHaveTried to use your phone as a flashlight

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#ShoutOut To all the niggas who said 2011 was their year now that 9 months done passed you still ain't shit!”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

Tat a doughnut on you, let krispy creme know its real. #teamtatted

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

When someone looks at your baby pictures and says "aww you were soo cute! what happened?" -_- Bitch, I got sexy, thats what happened!

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

Tat a two piece dark spicy on you, let Popeyes know its real.

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#WeAllHaveTried Going back to sleep after waking up after a good dream to try and continue it.

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

Tattoo your DNA Results on you so ur baby daddy know its real

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

I'd rather see a #McRib in @Playboy than @lindsaylohan

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#UglyGirlsAreNotAllowed To Play Hard To Get...Your Already Hard To Want”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

Relationships are like peeing in the pool. It feels good while your doing it but can you really stay in it?”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#TheresNoWayInHell men should have tighter pants than their girl.

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#iGetRealMadWhen a package says easy open.. And I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.”

[Tatted Stewie @thaTattedStewi]

#iGetRealMadWhen people run up on me tryin read my tattoos