Not Bill Nye

*PARODY* Not associated with Bill Nye, but associated with Science like whoa. DO YOU EVEN SCIENCE BRO?

[Darwyn Metzger @DarwynsTheory]

🌑 Most books should just be a podcast.

🌑 Most podcasts should just be a blog post.

🌑 Most blog posts should just be a tweet.

Yet today @PeterMcGraw launched a book (of business lessons examined through the lens of the greats of comedy) that is the rare exception. 🚀🚀🚀

[Darwyn Metzger @DarwynsTheory]

Free idea for @elonmusk:

Auto-pilot w/ a pay-per-minute service to have a human remotely take over my car (using existing censors + VR + drone tech).

I would easily pay $1 per minute to have remote on-demand human + AI piloting of my own car.

Funding secured.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

BIG Chanukah shout outs to my Maccabees squad for keeping it hella kosher & knocking out that bitch ass King Antiochus & his Hellenistic fuckboy crew! Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit, just as true today as it was in 165 B.C.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Damn gurl, are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you lookin right.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

SCIENCE: Fill that cart up before you pull some wack moves this #BlackFriday https://t.co/5Jir9h97zt

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

SCIENCE: YOU A BITCH!

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

SCIENCE: This is exciting news! http://t.co/mOiow8HRkn

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

SCIENCE: http://t.co/iSTyJzLZR1

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

SCIENCE: A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. No wonder they seem so happy!

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Squirrel, you da real mvp

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Damn, I am science as FUK right now.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Science Fact: bus drivers be hella thirsty

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Gravity is nature's boomerang y'all! Holy shit that is tight!!

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Spiders be eating they parents all the time and we don't even give a damn. That's fucked up B.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Listen y'all, Pluto always has been and always will be my nigga.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Chlorophyl straight up takes sunlight & turns it into like some plant nachos. That's the tightest shit I've ever heard of.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Shout out to butterflies for basically being super saiyan caterpillars that have assumed they final form like majestic lil ganstas

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

If u don't think a lizard regrowing it's tail is the dopest shit u ever seen u can GTFO!

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Yo mad props to caterpillars with all they legs squirming around like gangsta is just a frame of mind. #WiggleButtWednesday

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

u ever see a feather floating so majestically that u straight punch a Cop?