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Joe finding that note in the oval office
#InaugurationDay

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i miss the old twitter :(

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I don't know who needs to hear this but KISS' discography is in the 1%

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I have a rare birth defect where I always accidentally take out two Ziploc bags and leave the one I didn't want on the counter but then when I need another Ziploc bag I can't find it. This repeats for infinity.

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@bat_maynee Smile through the adversity 🙌

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Why does hello fresh insist so vehemently on segregating the whites from the greens (scallions)

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I don't know who needs to hear this but Tim Burton didn't direct the nightmare before Christmas

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Simply the best free agent available imo

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I can't overstate how much I'm hating this movie it looks like an n64 game and the characters are more hollow than Turok

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Black Adam the worst fuckin movie I've seen in a long time

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Black Adam the worst fuckin movie I've seen in a long time

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Shout out Jan 6

I wonder if this man still got this tbh

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I love when Mint sends an alarming email asking if I just made a large purchase

No fam that's just my stupid rent but yes I agree it's too damn high

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The AMC app, even with a cable login, was so mind blowingly bad on both Android and Roku devices that it was easier to cast a pirated stream of Better Call Saul than it was to use the app.

MSG has no over the top option, and no app on Android/Apple TV. So. Yeah.

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How about you put effort into your cord cutting offerings instead of firing normal people and blaming consumers?

I've had Shudder for yrs but it's only offered in crappy looking 720p. No PS4 app. Stream only started being castable recently. Little to no promotion for Joe Bob etc

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So sick of public discourse in the 2020s. Literally anything happens and it's

YeAh buT hOw CoMe tHeY dIdNt dO tHiS InSteAd

We're becoming less human by the day. Be kind to each other.

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@KTBeeVee 👀

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Btw the best new movie I saw this year was red rocket and the best movie that came out this year was pearl

No questions at this time please thank you

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I thought the noise had returned to my car but realized I was just listening to sonic youth

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I love that artists with millions and millions of dollars will gladly tell you who to vote for but will never say a word about Ticketmaster 🤐

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Welp

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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This is more controversial than when a TV star weaponized the platform through xenophobia to become president and then got banned for inciting an insurrection on our capitol?