Jrue Chainz

Voted “Best Regional Midwest Twitter Feed” 2015 // Young(ish) & Reckless // Firm Belieber since 2016 // When there’s nothing to look forward to, look back.

[Jrue Chainz @ThatBoyJrue]

My mind is sincerely blown that propel water is still being produced

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Hammered.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Tubi is a growth engine

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

Guns and Moses

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

“The Vikings will get valuable experience from Ryan Pace”

[Spage Enthusiast @SpageEnthusiast]

I’ve been pronouncing Omaha like this since Friday

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Fuck Trae Young, Elmo. Say it...

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Me to my wife: it’s wild that cinnamon is grown as trees in Indonesia and Papua New Guinea and we just sprinkle the bark over a bagel

My wife: I don’t care about that at all

[Andy Ruther @AndyRuther]

“Sorry kids, but daddy can’t put you to bed on Thursday night. I’ll be in Pittsburgh dressed as a Bengal Tiger watching 20 year olds get jobs.”

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

“We will call it the play in tournament.”

“But shouldn’t the 82 games determine seeding”

“Yes. But in this case, we add two more teams similar in talent to play one good game”

“So if they make it, they have a chance at a title?”

“No they get to play the best team in the nba”

[Rudy @RUDOLPHJUNDA]

JV goalie mindset

[Jrue Chainz @ThatBoyJrue]

This is a technical @MarchMadnessMBB @NCAA , Hurley has been on the court the entire game. Give me my free throws.

[The Milk Man @baldeagles94]

4 year old- dad can I have a candy bar since we won?

Me- Buddy you can have a cigarette.

#illini

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Bruh do you know how crazy of numbers you gotta be doin for the boss to do a crossover with you?!?

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

[parks @parkersity_9]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

Me thinking about quitting my 9-5 desk job to become a plumber so I can make $500M