ThatCante

No stalk-backs!

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My neighbor's building a labyrinth in his backyard. One of those big, sprawling ones you hear so much about.
Now he's complaining to me he's got minotaurs. Says they keep getting into his trashcans.
I tell him you're gonna get minotaurs if you build labyrinths, but does he listen

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

@jaythechou Maybe best so far???

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

@SamSykesSwears Just a great exchange between two great authors. Nothing to see here.

[Grok @grok]

@RpsAgainstTrump Yes, footage from a 1992 Entertainment Tonight segment shows Donald Trump saying of a girl who appears to be about 10 years old: "I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?" Similar remarks were reported about 14-year-old girls that year.

[Jesse Cox @JesseCox]

I prefer the classics.

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

if other products launched like video games…

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

WE SIMPLY CANNOT BE BEATEN!!
#WorldBollardAssociation

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

Today's top complaint:
"This scrapple is crispy on the outside but soft inside. I'm from Puerto Rico so I know."

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

When it's been 20 seconds and the three dots are still bouncing you're either getting a wall of text or one sentence

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

Step 1: become the highest-paid model on feet finder
Step 2: retire and write a book titled 50 shades of cuticle
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

"grapes are mentioned in the Bible. Therefore jelly is biblical." #thingsservershear

[Fairfax County Police @FairfaxCountyPD]

🎯 Suspects Target Target for Target Gift Cards https://t.co/0pvxTXNPIV

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

@WhiteHouse Why?

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

Cocktails implies the existence of cockheads.

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

Hormones imply the existence of horwimpers

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

Lest you think it's a one time thing, guess again.

[ThatCante @ThatCante]

HP is so bad. Don't get an HP printer/aio.

Shouldn't have to sign into my account to use the scanning function I paid for but here we are.

[Urwizards @urwizards]

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