Stan Marsh the Darsh

best Buzz Aldrin impression you'll ever hear/just a dude being a dude sayin' dude stuff. you know?

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

I'm just gonna start rating and reviewing people's tweets. All fart jokes will be perfect scores. Please and thank you in advance.

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

Hot take, tater tots are only okay

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

A lot of folks out here acting like they're a Volsung Fa, but they're actually closer to a Julian au Bellona at best.

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@f_a_infinityy Which one, FF or EG? Made a trip to FF yesterday

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@SenWarren Anyone saying that since Elon has PayPal and doesn't want access to all information needs to remember how upset they were when Trudeau froze the assets of truckers.

Sure it starts as just having your information, but let's read between the lines it's clearly to control citizens

[Skyline Chili @Skyline_Chili]

Studies show Coneys
improve 99.9% of situations

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@soyfred0 Bro, he showed up and showed out. Best halftime we've had in years, IMO.

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

I just grilled a burger in 45 degree weather and it fixed about 80% of me

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@baysueb Two pockets sitting in a hot

[Skyline Chili @Skyline_Chili]

The TV ain’t off at our house! 😉 We’re getting ready for Kendrick's #SuperbowlHalftime like…​

MUSTAARRRDDDDDD #iykyk

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

Who Deyyyy

[Chaston Scott @CinCity808]

Having no pass protection is super hard for a QB isn’t it?

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@GeneralMCNews Excellent, more useless government spending. I'm sure the Office of Government Efficiency thinks this is a great use of taxpayer dollars.

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@RealAlexJones is this era's Nostradamus. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

I think day 1 of writing for an hour a day for a whole year was quite a success. I'm excited to see where it all takes me. On to day 2.

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

Man, I hate it when games get TOO realistic. #Yakuza0

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@soyfred0 Because Roger made a business decision.

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@Postbop3C The one with the leg lamp

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@ssupkels 719: Zoro vs Pica

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@ssupkels Best admiral tbh

[Stan Marsh the Darsh @ThatCincyJables]

@ssupkels It was so good. It was exactly what it needed to be.