⚜️That Horse Colton⚜️

(SFW ONLY!) The classiest horse around!

[⚜️That Horse Colton⚜️ @ThatColton]

@Honda_NSXR *colton and maddie both were mumbling about this and how if they werent in another dimension, maybe peasants weren’t terrible*

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@Honda_NSXR it wasn’t my fault!
Peck: i mean…it kinda wa-
Colton: shut up….
Gracie: *sigh* fine, just this once you get special treatment…fork over $50 and i’ll get a replacement made….
Colton: fine…it’s half off so fine……i’ll get it paid when i’m out of the hospital…

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@Honda_NSXR Mmmphhh…..ok….*he dials gracies number*
*gracie picked up*
Gracie: hello?
Colton: hey gracie…remember that ringmaster suit you sold me? My car caught on fire and it…got destroyed..Can you-
Gracie: get a replacement? You do realize making these isn’t cheap.
Colton: yeah but+

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@Honda_NSXR *colton finally realized his shirt was destroyed*
…..great….the tesla ruined my shirt…..this outfit was so expensive………..ugh….can you give me a phone….i…..I need to call…gracie so i can replace it….
Peck: is that allowed, crunch? I dont read the rules, ah-huh-huh-huh.

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@Honda_NSXR I’m in if i means i wonts be driving that bozos health hazards….check it….
Maddie: same…..

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@Honda_NSXR …..Lucid air?
Maddie: ……That sounds….

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@Honda_NSXR …..just tell me some alternative electric veichles….i spent so much money getting a charging port for an electric car…

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@Honda_NSXR …….but these are gas cars……i’m not getting a gas car….check….it…

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@Honda_NSXR Maddie: ….which one is cheaper?
Colton: ……we……need enough money for a new car….
Peck: ………First of, you need better priorities..

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@Honda_NSXR *maddie was hooked up to a ventilator, so was colton*
Colton: …….My body feels like its about to blow to pieces….
Maddie: ….I feel worse….
Peck: If it’s any consolation, after these visits you can get a lollipop on your way out.

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@Honda_NSXR Peck: On the bright side, the metal can be recycled into prosthetic limbs, computers, and a ton of other stuff.
Raddle: Alright, we’re nearing the hospital, aacck, i want you two to stay calm, think you can manage that?
Maddie: …..i can barely breathe….so…

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@Honda_NSXR Maddie: …………*she just whimpered*……..
Peck: Hope pablos put out that fire by now, crunch. People tend to be scared and worried when they see a car on fire.

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@Honda_NSXR Colton: ugghhhhhh..*he was beginning to pass out*
Peck: CLEAR, CRUNCH! *colton felt a shock*
Colton: BWAAA-!

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@Honda_NSXR Raddle: Alright, i want these guys loaded up! Use defibrillators if you need ‘em!
Doctors: on it! *they put colton and maddie on stretchers and wheeled ‘em to the ambulance*
Pablo: you know, *he was talking to the other guy* i have no idea how this didnt happen to ‘em earlier.

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@Honda_NSXR Colton: …i thought…teslas weren’t…..combustible like….
Pablo: you nuts? Teslas a practically a danger to public safety! They’re built sloppily! This is like…the 2nd tesla that caught on fire in this 2 week period!

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@Honda_NSXR ???: Name? It’s pablo. My name pablo, i’m a firefighter. Address….well it’s in the middle of *insert adress here*….thanks. Get here quickly. Ok? Thanks…*he hangs up* you’ll two be ok……i….hope….anyways, now to put this out…*he began to gear up the hose on the truck*

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@Honda_NSXR Maddie: …..will it damage …..o-our.
???: Priorities ma’am…..listen i’ll call an ambulance, then i’m putting out this fire. *he dialed 911* Hello? Get me the police and an ambulance. A tesla model x caught fire and we need to get medical attention to the passengers…+

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@Honda_NSXR Colton: ….Mmmmphhh…..*he was coughing. He inhaled some of the fumes*
???: Looks like he’s having breathing issues…*this guy was holding a fire axe*
Colton: …..is that…….a guillotine…
???: WHAT? NO! I-it’s a fire axe! I’m a fire fighter that saved your ass!

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@Honda_NSXR *colton was screaming*
Colton: OH MY FUCKING GOD-I’M GETTING COOKED BY MY CAR-
Maddie: COLTTTTYYYYYYY SAVE ME! *maddie and colton clung to each other in absolute fear. Their lives were flashing before their eyes*

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@Honda_NSXR Maddie: ….Colton, you think this cars on fire?
Colton: ………………..Yep……………
Maddie: Does that mean the filthy peasants were right all al-