Emma

Scottish. Gopher For Not Enough Money. Mother of two. Lover of Music from 🇫🇮. She/they

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

@emma_finance

[RugbyPass @RugbyPass]

'You could have 4️⃣ starting Scottish backs in that Lions team and no one would moan...' #AutumnNationsSeries #ScottishRugby #Lions2025 🦁 #Rugby

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[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

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[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

On the list of things I expected to happen this school year, both kids coming home with Star of the Day on the same day was so definitely not near the top! Buzzing for them! @MissMacfarlane3 @Mrs_Wilson1979

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

I went looking on my daughters teachers Twitter page for pictures of my daughter as if here would be any when she hasn’t been at school since Tuesday 🤦‍♀️

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

“I ain’t ever had to put another man’s name on a shirt to sell it”

Aging as well as “hey Colt Cabana how you doing?”

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

I would, of course, be a horribly remiss mother if I didn’t bring up this wee champ smashing P6 like a Mario level! @MisscLeiper thank you for this year, he adores you.

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

Chloe’s 3 years at nursery are over. Thank you so much mses @SwordMrs, Brown, Fishwick, Glen, Giblin, Morrison for being the best teachers she could’ve ever asked for. And a special shout-out to Cara, the helper pictured.

Enjoy your retirement Mrs Brown, you’ve earned it.

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

Thank you, @GreenDay for the BEST birthday a girl could ask for!

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

I am jealous of every single person at these shows.

Is it September yet?

[Battle Beast @BattleBeast]

Tonight! 🇺🇸 Who’s up? 🙌

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[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

@CountT0Thr33 My dogs routinely put themselves in their crate. It’s just an extra napping space at this point 😂

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

The other one isn’t much better, @CountT0Thr33

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

That is my dog. Lying on my foot. With his head hanging off the sofa.

Greyhounds are weird, man.

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

That’s my boy getting his recognition for being the belter of a sound tech he is!

[Mrs Wilson @Mrs_Wilson1979]

⭐️What a team! 🙌🏼👏🏼💪🏼These four are the reason Sports Day went so well! Thanks to our active schools coordinator Rory, our PE students Mr Tonner & Miss Clapperton & our super P6 boy. We couldn’t have done it without you! @calderbridgeps @CalderbridgeSC @NLASC_Rory @Mr_Tonner_

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

Johnny Logan doing an orchestral version of Eurphoria proving that he still has a better voice than most of this year's entries. #Eurovision2024

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

Who’s the div that left her phone at work and doesn’t have a car to go get it?

That’s right, me!

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

@RaposaAquarela This is the kind of phrase that gives Duolingo (and other language teachers) ideas.

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

Some friends become enemies
Some friends become your family 🎶🎶🎶

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

I do question the man’s brain sometimes.

[Emma @ThatEmmaLass]

My husband likes to believe he’s tech smart, though struggles with iPhones as he’s an android user.

Yet he felt the need to ask me, an iPhone user, a question that not only was I not 100% sure on, but one we both got the answer to in three seconds with google.