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Probably just gonna pin this until November 😮‍💨

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@nick_matau Yep, don’t poke the lions. It’s so simple.

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Oyster farming is what rich people with boats do as a hobby for a state tax deduction.

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Why does this guy sound like RFKJr had a son with Lumberg from Office Space?

I’m gonna need you to vote early and often too…ummmK.

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Graham Platner was recruited to run for Senate by a pair of socialist political operatives, Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan, who determined that another prospective candidate had “a skeleton in the closet.”

The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts.

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@NoahPollak @ActualDemocrats He sounds like a combination of RFKjr and the Lumberg character from Office Space

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@Chaleck @MaineLogic @FreeBeacon Or drugs that suppress his anxiety.

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@FreeBeacon Why does he sound like RFKjr ?

Did he learn to speak that way on purpose?

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@ShMMor @CathyYoung63 Liberals tolerate a lot of behaviors being legal that they personally don’t approve of or practice but they often won’t vote for people who do them.

Leftists, Theocrats & Fascists worship their political figures and will modify their values to avoid cognitive dissonance.

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@LibZionistNerd @jk006d Well the DSSC won’t be getting my money as long as he’s a candidate

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@LibZionistNerd @jk006d He’ll vote like Bernie for a few months and then vote like Rand Paul thereafter, denying unanimous consent, holding things up for his latest conspiracy theory. His staff will just be a social media team like Mamdani.

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@estherzelda0514 @Brien_Jackson Hmm well she is single age-appropriate and only about 100 miles from me. She’s probably been on my Tinder and I didn’t even recognize her.

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@AllisonRFloyd @TrinityMustache Not domestically at least. The ultimate luxury belief is that we should treat our domestic politics like a civil war.

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Gaza is not an example of what Israel will do to your society. Gaza is an example of what Islamists like Hamas will do to your society. You’ll live in tents, sell your daughter for stolen food aid, because they insist making infidels suffer a tiny bit is worth you suffering a lot

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@Codie_Sanchez For an elective I attended a lecture by one of the celebrity wedding planners on TV.

She said, “if you wouldn’t buy them a $100/plate dinner, they don’t need to be invited.”

That was 20y ago so my view is basically close family and best friends only since it’s now $250/pp

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@reesetheone1 @sephius1999 💯, they are thrilled about the VRA ruling. They want to be a regional rump party in all the parts of the US that are losing population cause you can’t build new housing and no one has kids.

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@shesrightshow @ActualDemocrats Worse candidate since Roy Moore

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@liberalpuppy @novieverest @marklevinshow I was under the impression that was one of the positives from their meeting a few weeks ago that China would buy US oil and cut back on their military support of Irans regime

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@Misha_su @novieverest China’s sales agreement w Pakistan includes use of a sweatshop for reviews.

Shot down the whole US Air Force, 5 ⭐️- Kim Jong Un

If I’d had these I wouldn’t be dead 5 ⭐️- Anwar Awlaki

I can’t wait for President AOC to surrender Taiwan thanks to these 5 ⭐️- Bernie Sanders

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@GreatLakesProg @jk006d After Platner loses he can use his tattoo for his ICE application and be one of our guards. I guess that’s why so many are sucking up to him. :)

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@trouble_man90 @dicapito They have no morals. They will insist Stalin, Mao and even Pol Pot did nothing wrong while inventing accusations against Biden and Harris and random Jewish schoolchildren.

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@DvarDea96577 @markhumphrys The dream of the leftists is to have a living Palestinian testify Israel killed them and for everyone to go along with the farce for fear of being cancelled.