Funi Mudau

Mostly a free spirit trying out the human experience. #ITweetWhatIlike. #NotEveryWoman.

@SilverPlatterSA

[Funi Mudau @ThatGirlFuni]

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[Silver Platter @SilverPlatterSA]

We don’t know who needs to hear this, but your event is probably not complete without the Silver Platter team. Professional, friendly and efficient teamwork to give your guests the experience they deserve.

Available for waitressing, VIP hosting, promotional work and ushering.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Water is a birthright and NOT a commodity. Water belongs to the earth, to other species, and to future generations. No corporation has the right to control it.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

One day gents you must understand that women are reciprocators, not initiators. They step AFTER y’all step. You lead, they FOLLOW. Idk how else to explain this but it’s really SO simple.
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[#RegisterToVoteGOOD @AxolileNotywala]

The DA, under Helen Zille, sold land in Sea Point for revenue instead of using it for affordable housing.

The Constitutional Court has just declared the sale unlawful!

Proud to have been part of the organisations that challenged this in 2014 when we found out about the sale 😭

[Former Kleva Black🇿🇦 🇿🇦#FreeCongo#FreeSudan @SneKhumaloSA]

Guys, please let our people know that they dont need to have a motorcyle or a scooter to do deliveries.

just get your licence.

If anyone needs help, please DM me and Ill hook you up with what you need to do.

Im trying to get sponsorships and donations for yall to get licences.

DM me

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

#KnowYourDA

The Constitutional Court ruled today that the City of Cape Town & Western Cape Government entrenched apartheid spatial housing patterns by failing to provide affordable housing in areas such as Sea Point & Cape Town CBD.

#CountryDuty

[Phumzile Van Damme @zilevandamme]

So. We have confirmation that Starlink is a client of Resolve. This means that the former Leader of the DA, facilitated a meeting with a prospective “tender” applicant which resulted in the Minister beginning changing rules to fit the requirements of said “bidder.”

That, my dears is corruption.

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

When I was Broke I took a taxi , once or twice a week to go see my baby at her moms's house . Month end I contributed something . Every month .

Where do you get the the story that I ran away from my child ?

Stop making being broke an excuse . Be there for your children wena !

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

Funny how they’re never this visible.

GBV - MIA.
Human trafficking - MIA.
Hijacked buildings - MIA.
Crime & gangs - MIA.
Border control - MIA.
Corruption - MIA.
Drugs - MIA.

Student protests - full force.
Peaceful protests - full force.
Service delivery protests - full force.
Any form of holding the government accountable - full force.

Kude phambili

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Bra Zwai(37+) 🧑‍💻 @zwai_ndimba]

At 7pm on @Newzroom405, Xoli was reading a dubious message claiming it's from an ANC senior member citing there's looting and violence in Estcourt - KZN.. And then later say they'll still need to verify the information, after announcing it already on national TV?

I've never in my life seen this before where a journalist reads out a WhatsApp message gossip on live news...

[Mr Dlamini @Ant_089]

Hi, are you going to update this with the police report that the owner of this vehicle and two others (now in custody) fired shots at passing protesters, injuring two people (including 17y/o) or does that not fit your agenda?

[Carolina ❤️‍🔥 @realCarola2Hope]

Venezuela 🇻🇪

“They Changed My Daughter’s Last Name and Now She’s Gone”

“They are stealing the children… they are taking the children who are found alone.”

A desperate mother says her daughter was rescued after the earthquake, but when she went to claim her, she was allegedly told the child’s last name had been changed. The little girl has since disappeared.

She claims that many children found alone are being taken, with their identities altered.

[Responsible Father of Three!!! 🇿🇦 @AndileMlondo]

When the dust settles corporate South Africa needs to be shamed for its lack of support for Bafana Bafana. E.g. Checkers gave staff Green tops for the Springboks and you'd see flags all over the shop on Matchdays. Nothing for Bafana Bafana.

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Okes you need to decide if you want corruption or not.

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

1. Canada helped Apartheid South Africa get kicked out of world football back in the day.

2. They helped to free Mandela out of jail and gave him honorary citizenship.

3. They also signed the agreement to cut Apartheid SA out of Common Wealth games in ‘77❤️

4. They pushed for sanctions against Apartheid South Africa as well.

They have played a big part man❤️. Heard this from a guy called Joey Durso on IG, follow him. He does cool political and sporting chats❤️.

Playing them on Sunday for the first time makes it extra special!

[Dr. Stella Immanuel MD @stella_immanuel]

Yep. Chemotherapy kills more people than the cancer itself. And most oncologist know that but they do it anyway. Why?

[MduCeramicist @MduduziMats]

Youth unemployment.

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

Some South African artists found in Ai training datasets .

💔

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Manufacturing a deadly virus only to turn around and play the hero who saves the world from it — that's what supervillains do in movies and comics.

[DrMusa @DrMusaMthombeni]

My favourite South African expression that will help us on the internet over the next few weeks is “ OKSALAYO!!!”