Jaybird

It's those things that take your breath away that remind you to keep breathing

[Cristine with no ‘H’ 💿 @nailogical]

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[UTConfessions @UTConfessions]

Famous people that shaped my childhood are not allowed to die.

[UTConfessions @UTConfessions]

Wow.

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

@boburnham

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

If I could pick any two new best friends it would be @boburnham and @mishacollins . Except, ya know, I wanna bang @boburnham

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

I wish I had known @boburnham when he was in high school bc how will I ever get him to hang out w me now? #fame

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

May we learn to say “thank you” to God and to one another. We teach children to do it, and then we forget to do it ourselves!

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

Tries not to cry...Cries a lot. Dammit netflix

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

No thing's gonna hurt you, the way that words do, when they settle 'neath your skin #sarabareilles #brave

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

You can be the outcast, or be the backlash, of somebody's lack of love #sarabareilles #brave

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

I love when you're watching a show and something happens that you predicted and you're like "called it!"

[ok @keengrier]

forever waking up before the good part of my dream

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

I believe middle children are the best bc the first child is a test run, the second steals all the best DNA, and the third is left w nothing

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

Christmas weave oh Christmas weave, how rachet art thou being

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

Trying to stay up to reach an episode of a show on netflix bc you read there's an awesome plot twist when you Googled for spoilers.. #mylife

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

If you didn't catch the sarcasm in my last tweet, we can't be friends

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

I wear ugg moccasins, not boots. I have a patagonia, not a north face. And I put chocolate in my pumpkin spice latte. Totes not a white grl.

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

I shaved for you, in winter. That's a big deal

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

Contrary to popular belief, organisms didn't evolve more efficient genes, it was simply what happened to survive long enough to reproduce

[Jaybird @ThatGrlJess]

I feel like I'm two people. One is modest and concerned about the environment and welfare, while the other is like screw that I'm selfish.