Spike Spiegel

Opinions are of my own and not that of my employer. Degen Gambler

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?

[LilJay @lulljay24]

Chills.

[LilJay @lulljay24]

Funny because when Rick did this same shit in 24 we were getting clowned for it funny how the tables turn.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Quan Wick @TheFinalQuan]

My son is wearing a New York Knicks jersey as part of an experiment to see how people react.

So far, he has been spat on, punched twice, kicked 3 times and verbally abused.

It'll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house 🙂🙂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[John Richardson @johndrichardson]

Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏 is reading GOT @playym8te]

wdym you went on a dating app streak and got somebody pregnant? #LoveIslandUSA

[CCFC-New season @sohali2012]

Please someone explain this to me. Stephanie white and Caitlin Clark
Arguing, so she pulls her out for Raven right there. Poor Justine can’t believe it.

[💤 @NOMOREFATHOES_]

Son look how tired these niggas were by this point LMAO

[csb @itsCSB__]

good morning

[Ethical Hoops🏆 (only takes Ws) @EthicalHoopz]

Shai when he doesn’t get 17 free throws

[Jo @MavsStan41]

They gave Carter Bryant the Lu Dort green light Lmfao not so funny when it’s against your team huh

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Every single NBA fan: Flopping is making the game unwatchable. They need to change it or they’re gonna lose me as a fan!

Adam Silver: Our officials are just awesome.