Donny Cash

Diamonds and Dollars †‡†

[Donny Cash @ThatGuyDonovan]

Yo no pido nada

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

[Donny Cash @ThatGuyDonovan]

You like to win , but be with losers.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Musician Norm Oxman composed a song for his late cat, "Sympawny no.4 (Chubby Cat)."
It reflects the image of the cat.
A composer's musical portrait honoring deceased pets worldwide.

[Donny Cash @ThatGuyDonovan]

It’s a fire in a madhouse.

[Donny Cash @ThatGuyDonovan]

IF YOU DONT WORK THEN YOU DONT EAT.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

exactly

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I guess they just not fuckin with me

[Donny Cash @ThatGuyDonovan]

I couldn’t stop it if I wanted to.

[claire 🪴 @Emberofhearts]

Is it bad that I find this image genuinely hilarious still

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[Donny Cash @ThatGuyDonovan]

It’s not your fault.