Skeletor's Accountant

I’m a red bearded gorilla on the outside, but a beautiful rainbow-puking unicorn on the inside

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@Artifact_Scotty https://t.co/Ev17IWtrnr there is a petting zoo farm in north east Ohio that has a couple.

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Nooooomy my favorite @GFuelEnergy shaker!!!?!? What in the world. I baby this thing too. #disappointing

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@Holyzorea Hate it when that happens… I’m like… Oh-My-Schlong.

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@Holyzorea You don’t know what I did to one.

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@Holyzorea

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@RagingHop Hell yea! I wanted to hold one, but my kid was so scared even seeing me near them he was about to shit his pants.

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@DJPimpDaddy I have a similar kink. And now my ads are in Spanish. Which I only know a 100 words or less in, so that’s cool.

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@TalkinBaseball_

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@Jomboy_ Dude in 4 consumes fistfuls of roman. It has to be him.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Thinking Giants over White Sox in 5 games.

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I feel like these days every conversation I have with family or coworkers looks like reaction videos to @LornaShore To the Hellfire.

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@Holyzorea

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@CauseWereGuys I love Weekend at Bernies

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@Foxing @slipknot I’m thinking a custom stamped @Foxing disc is in order. @WhitechapelBand just ran one with @DiscraftDG and sold out in minutes. I’m thinking y’all do one with @ProdigyDisc so it can go straight in my bag.

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@nerdist Public: I hope scientists are working on curing diseases like cancer.
Scientists: we did it!
P: You cured cancer?!?
S: What? No. We made a half human half monkey.

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@Foxing well eat my butt for making a soundscape that not only encompasses my entire last year, but essentially my entire existence.

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@FDG_Hunter_T Where you gonna be?

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@Brodiesmith21 A prayer.... maybe my Thrasher too.

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@CKJennings88568 I smell potentially the next food series disc.

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@CKJennings88568 @InnovaProShop Aaaaaand it’s gone. First taco, now this cool ass sidewinder. Damn @CKJennings88568 when am I ever going to catch one of these drops?!?