It's a Secret

Zeta Chi Epsilon

[It's a Secret @ThatHotRedHead]

When's Shark Week?

[iFlyHigh™ 🎄 @travisa850]

Aayyyeee!!

[It's a Secret @ThatHotRedHead]

Chronically alone

[It's a Secret @ThatHotRedHead]

Why does being a human being feel like this?

[Stoner Tweets @StonerCIips]

Fact

[D-Ho 👽 (THEY/THEM) @TheAsteriskEra]

10 years ago today I got drunk as shit on a couch in a median,& I’m fairly confident I never left the median & everything since is just a simulation

[It's a Secret @ThatHotRedHead]

Time is relative, life doesn't happen to you it happens through you and when the universe fucks you...let it.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

honestly hard to respect anyone who never had original four loko. i’ve touched god. i’ve fought him. i’ve won. how could i relate to their mortal lives?

[It's a Secret @ThatHotRedHead]

Do you think if I dissociate hard enough it will become Friday?

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

i like it when people tell me i'm going straight to hell. i'd be annoyed if there were a bunch of fucking detours.

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

The work from home in a pandemic wardrobe golden rule is “if it doesn’t stretch, hell no, betch.”

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A Canadian university has built a "Puppy Room" in its campus, where students can go and play with puppies to relieve stress and tension.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Some people are afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon -- This is known as Cherophobia.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In Ancient Persia, men would debate ideas while sober and again while drunk because they believed an idea had to sound good in both states in order to be considered an acceptable idea.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Miss those days