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Coffee is for closers

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

Imagine your kid's high school football coach posting this on Facebook.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

STOP IT!!!😂😂😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Maiden launch of Falcon Heavy, the most powerful operational rocket on Earth, with the first dual rocket landing

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: The frat boys who held up the American flag at UNC and told a pro-Palestine protester to lose some weight have had $270,000 raised for them to throw a rager.

Epic 🇺🇸

In just one day, the boys are narrowing in on $300,000 and have even received a $10,000 donation from billionaire Bill Ackman.

“We are overwhelmed by you glorious, Patriotic Americans who value good beer and great times. We are in contact with multiple leaders from fraternities whose members helped defend the flag, including Alpha Epsilon Pi and others, in addition to Pi Kappa Psi,” an update on the page read.

Well deserved.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Give me coffee to change the things I can and alcohol to accept those I cannot.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Comedian Shane Gillis hosted SNL last night and performed a skit featuring Donald Trump’s new sneakers.

The end of the skit featured ‘Air Bidens’ which makes people fall over when they wear them.

In 2019, Gillis was fired from Saturday Night Live because of his “racist and homophobic jokes” for using an “anti-Asian slur” during a joke.

5 years later, he is back on the show.

Good.

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

TransVaccinated 👇

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Business Insider is toast.

You will hear from us in a few weeks.

It will look something like this:

At My Signal, Unleash Hell

https://t.co/uIRnxFnB4g

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I am better than every DJ on earth, I promise its true.

10,000 retweets and Ill make a free Spotify playlist of FIRE for the Gs.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

No way
Couldn't be that

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

🔊… 🚨🚨🚨

"The American people are the only people who are told, go work super hard, and we are going to take half of your money. And when we take half of your money, we are going to send it overseas."

"Have you ever noticed that none of the citizens on the planet work so we can have a better here in America? Why are we financing the well being of every other country on this planet?"

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

REPORT: Explosive Evidence Emerges In Michigan - Investigation Finds 'Clearly Fraudulent' Voter Registrations, Pre-Paid Gift Cards, Guns, Burner Phones
https://t.co/1njG9zpc2e

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

Biden’s White House cocaine has been blown up, the Biden bribe tapes are missing in Europe, the Secret Service deleted all of their Jan 6 text messages, Hillary bleached 33,000 emails, the IRS lost all their emails, Epstein’s surveillance camera just happened to break and the Pentagon can’t find 6 billion dollars in Europe…. It’s pretty easy to beat the law, when you’re above it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

affective autism > effective altruism?

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

BREAKING UPDATE: The DoJ has announced multiple indictments against Dr. Gal Luft, just days after the NY Post's bombshell report featuring a 14 min video of Luft leveling explosive allegations of the Bidens selling out American interests to the Chinese.

Dr. Luft alleges that the Bidens provided an FBI mole named "One Eye" who tipped off CEFC that the FBI had launched an investigation into the Chinese energy company. He also claims Hunter and James Bides were being paid $165,000/month, combined, to lobby for the CCP controlled firm.

Before surfacing with the 14-min video obtained by the NY Post, Luft was described by House Oversight as a "missing" witness.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Now that Ron DeSantis has officially announced.

Who are you voting for when it comes to Trump and DeSantis ?

[ALX 🎃🇺🇸 @alx]

BREAKING: In private sworn testimony, former acting CIA director Mike Morell says that The Biden campaign asked him to organize 50 colleagues to sign a letter in Oct. 2020 falsely claiming that emails from Hunter Biden’s laptop published by The NY Post were Russian disinformation